User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated

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Language Proficiency
Lisp Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Prolog Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Haskell Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Perl Jedi Initiate @ 2019

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

  • Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
  • Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
  •                If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
  •                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
( commented treasures )

Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

My Favourite Language Families

My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
( commented treasures )

Lisp

I started learning Emacs so I can do FP while hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones).

  • GNU Emacs -nw
    1. wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki (26.1 @ May 28, 2018)
    2. C-h t
    3. C-h iminf C-m
      • Info file info-stnd and texinfo does not exist.
      • 1.4: Terminal dimensions are known ∴ you can warn users about large nodes ∵ no"-thing" is impossible!
  • GNU Elisp

Prolog

2019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation; also translating from A to B, and getting B to A for free, is not only applicable to languages, but also file formats, and "-thing"s.

Haskell

  • GHC Haskell

Perl

  • Perl 5

My Favourite Tools

My Favourite Instructions

IℝL:

IℕL:

My Favourite Program

  1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
  2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
  3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
  4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
  5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
  6. System@ic Saturday : System Programming
  7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

  1. bitter: Pending...
  2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
  3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
  4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
  5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
  6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
  7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters

  • Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
  • Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?) 
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/
  • Logic: In order of precedence...
    • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
      • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
    • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
    • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
    • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
      • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
    • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si
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