99 Bottles of Beer/Basic

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99 Bottles of Beer done in any of the BASIC-languages.

BASIC

QuickBASIC

Works with: QuickBASIC version 4.5

Sound

This version plays the tune 100 times while printing out the lyrics (not synchronized). <lang qbasic>PLAY "<" FOR x = 99 TO 0 STEP -1

 PRINT x; "bottles of beer on the wall"
 PRINT x; "bottles of beer"
 PRINT "Take one down, pass it around"
 PRINT x-1; "bottles of beer on the wall"
 PRINT
 PLAY "e-8e-8e-8<b-8b-8b-8>e-8e-8e-8e-4"'X bottles of beer on the wall
 PLAY "f8f8f8c8c8c8f4"'X bottles of beer
 PLAY "d4d8d8 N0 d8d8d8d4"'take one down, pass it around
 PLAY "<a+8a+8a+8>c8c8d8d+8d+8d+8d+4"'X-1 bottles of beer on the wall

NEXT x</lang>

Text

<lang qbasic>FOR x = 99 TO 1 STEP -1

 PRINT x; "bottles of beer on the wall"
 PRINT x; "bottles of beer"
 PRINT "Take one down, pass it around"
 PRINT x-1; "bottles of beer on the wall"
 PRINT

NEXT x</lang>

Applesoft BASIC

<lang Applesoft BASIC>H$ = "HELLO, WORLD!":B$ = " BOTTLES OF BEER":N$ = CHR$ (13):W$ = " ON THE WALL" + N$: FOR B = 99 TO 1 STEP - 1: PRINT B;B$W$B" "B$N$"TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND"N$B - 1;B$W$: NEXT </lang>

BaCon

With lyrics and punctuation taken from the 99-bottles-of-beer.net site. <lang freebasic>' 99 bottles of beer on the wall DECLARE counter$ DECLARE bottle$ DECLARE ofbeer$ = "of beer" DECLARE onthewall$ = "on the wall"

SUB howmany(b)

   LOCAL plural$
   plural$ = IIF$(b != 1, "s", "")
   bottle$ = "bottle" & plural$
   counter$ = IIF$(b >= 1, STR$(b), "no more")

END SUB

FOR bottles = 99 DOWNTO 0

   howmany(bottles)
   IF counter$ = "no more" THEN counter$ = "No more"
   PRINT counter$, bottle$, ofbeer$, onthewall$ FORMAT "%s %s %s %s, "
   IF counter$ = "No more" THEN counter$ = "no more"
   PRINT counter$, bottle$, ofbeer$ FORMAT "%s %s %s.\n"
   IF bottles > 0 THEN
       PRINT "Take one down and pass it around" FORMAT "%s, "
       howmany(bottles - 1)
   ELSE
       PRINT "Go to the store and buy some more" FORMAT "%s, "
       howmany(99)
   ENDIF
   PRINT counter$, bottle$, ofbeer$, onthewall$ FORMAT "%s %s %s %s.\n"
   IF bottles > 0 THEN PRINT

NEXT</lang>

BASIC256

<lang BASIC256>#length of querter and eight note in ms n4 = 1000 * 60 / 80 / 4 n8 = n4 / 2

  1. frequency of musical notes in hz

e = 330 ef = 311 b = 247 bf = 233 f = 349 c = 262 d = 294 ds = 311 a = 220

dim notes(1) dim lengs(1)

  1. redim is automatic when using a {} list to assign an array

notes = {ef, ef, ef, bf, bf, bf, ef, ef, ef, ef, f , f , f , c , c , c , f , d , d , d , d , d , d , d , bf, bf, bf, c , c , ef, ef, ef, ef, ef} lengs = {n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n4, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n4, n4, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n4, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n8, n4 }

for x = 99 to 1 step -1

  for t = 0 to notes[?]-1
     if t = 0 then print x + " bottles of beer on the wall"
     if t = 11 then print x + " bottles of beer"
     if t = 18 then print "Take one down, pass it around"
     if t = 25 then print(x-1) + " bottles of beer on the wall"
     sound notes[t], lengs[t]
     pause .002
  next t
  print

next x </lang>


BBC BASIC

Versión más clásica <lang bbcbasic> REM 99 bottles of beer song BBC BASIC version REM original code by Stelio Passaris (stelio.net)

a$=" bottle" s$="s" b$=" of beer" c$=" on the wall..." t$="Take one down and pass it around,"

VDU14:REM habilita el modo de paginación; pulsa shift para avanzar página. FOR i% = 99 TO 1 STEP -1 IF i% = 1 THEN s$="" IF i% < 99 THEN PRINT;i%;a$;s$;b$;c$;"."' PRINT;i%;a$;s$;b$;c$;","'i%;a$;s$;b$;"."'t$ NEXT i% PRINT"no more";a$;"s";b$;c$;"." PRINT'"No more bottles of beer on the wall," PRINT"no more bottles of beer." PRINT"Go to the store and buy some more," PRINT"99 bottles of beer on the wall." VDU15:REM deshabilita el modo de paginación </lang>


BBC BASIC

<lang bbcbasic>

     N_Bottles = 99
     
     beer$ = " of beer"
     wall$ = " on the wall"
     unit$ = "99 bottles"
     
     WHILE N_Bottles >= 0
       
       IF N_Bottles=0 THEN
         PRINT '"No more bottles" beer$ wall$ ", " unit$ beer$ "."
         PRINT "Go to the store and buy some more, ";
       ELSE
         PRINT 'unit$ beer$ wall$ ", " unit$ beer$ "."
         PRINT "Take one down and pass it around, ";
       ENDIF
       
       N_Bottles -= 1
       
       CASE N_Bottles OF
         WHEN 0:
           unit$ = "no more bottles"
         WHEN 1:
           unit$ = "1 bottle"
         OTHERWISE:
           unit$ = STR$((N_Bottles + 100) MOD 100) + " bottles"
       ENDCASE
       
       PRINT unit$ beer$ wall$ "."
       
     ENDWHILE
     
     END

</lang>

Commodore BASIC

You may need to remove the semicolon on line 20 when executing on the VIC-20. Also, this looks best on the machines with 40 or more columns.

<lang FreeBasic> 10 dim bo$(2):bo$(0)="bottle":bo$(1)="bottles" 15 print chr$(147);chr$(14);"99 Bottles of Beer Song" 20 print:print "Start with how many bottles"; 25 input nb 30 if nb<1 then print "Sorry, must start with at least one. Try again.":goto 20 40 print 50 for c=nb to 1 step -1 60 c$=str$(c):if c=0 then c$=" No more" 65 br$=str$(c-1): if c-1=0 then br$=" No more" 70 print chr$(147) 80 print c$;" ";bo$((c=1)+1);" of beer on the wall," 90 print c$;" ";bo$((c=1)+1);" of beer." 100 print:print " Take one down, pass it around...":print 110 print br$;" ";bo$((c-1=1)+1);" of beer on the wall!" 120 for t=1 to 1200:get k$:if k$="" then next t 130 if k$="q" then end 135 rem move to next verse 140 print:next c </lang>

Creative Basic

window version

<lang Creative Basic>DEF Win:WINDOW DEF Close:CHAR DEF ScreenSizeX,ScreenSizeY:INT

DECLARE VSpace(Number:UINT) DECLARE CLR()

DEF TheLine$[4],Number$,Erase:STRING DEF TheLine,TextHeight,TextWidth:INT DEF TextX,TextY:UINT

TheLine$[0]="bottles" TheLine$[1]="of beer on the wall." TheLine$[2]="of beer." TheLine$[3]="Take one down, pass it around."

BottlesOfBeer=99 TheLine=1

GETSCREENSIZE(ScreenSizeX,ScreenSizeY)

WINDOW Win,0,0,ScreenSizeX,ScreenSizeY,@MINBOX|@MAXBOX|@SIZE,0,"99 Bottles Of Beer",MainHandler

GETTEXTSIZE(Win,TheLine$[3],TextWidth,TextHeight)

Erase$=STRING$(TextWidth," ")

PRINT Win,"Let's sing a song."

VSpace(2)

'1.2 seconds. STARTTIMER Win,1200

GOSUB Sing

WAITUNTIL Close=1

CLOSEWINDOW Win

END

SUB MainHandler

    SELECT @CLASS
    CASE @IDCLOSEWINDOW
    Close=1
    CASE @IDTIMER
    GOSUB Sing
    ENDSELECT

RETURN

SUB Sing

    DEF Sing:INT
    Sing=TheLine
    MOVE Win,TextX,TextY
    Number$=STR$(BottlesOfBeer)
    IF BottlesOfBeer=0
         Number$="No more"

TheLine$[0]="bottles" TheLine$[3]="Go to the store and buy some more."

    ENDIF
    IF BottlesOfBeer=1 

TheLine$[0]="bottle" TheLine$[3]="Take it down, pass it around."

    ENDIF
    IF TheLine=4 THEN Sing=1
    IF (TheLine=1)|(TheLine=2)|(TheLine=4)

IF BottlesOfBeer>-1 THEN PRINT Win,Number$+" "+TheLine$[0]+" "+TheLine$[Sing] ELSE GOSUB TheEnd

    ELSE

PRINT Win,TheLine$[3]

BottlesOfBeer=BottlesOfBeer-1

    ENDIF	
    TheLine=TheLine+1
    VSpace(1)
    IF TheLine>4
          TheLine=1

VSpace(1)

    ENDIF

RETURN

SUB TheEnd

    PRINT Win,"What's the problem, offishur?"
    STOPTIMER Win
    VSpace(2)
    MOVE Win,TextX,TextY:PRINT Win,"That's all."

RETURN

SUB VSpace(Number:UINT)

    TextY=TextY+(TextHeight*Number)
    IF TextY+(TextHeight*8)>ScreenSizeY THEN CLR()

RETURN

SUB CLR()

    FOR X=0 TO ScreenSizeY
         MOVE Win,0,X:PRINT Win,Erase$
         TextY=8
    NEXT X

RETURN </lang>

console only version

Rather quickly written and dirty. <lang Creative Basic>REM Using the ESC key to exit will not work in console programs under Windows 95/98 or ME.

DECLARE SingWallLn() DECLARE Delay1() DECLARE Delay2() 'To use ESC Key to exit. DECLARE Quit() DECLARE TheEnd()

DEF Bottles:UINT DEF Number$,Again$:STRING

OPENCONSOLE

PRINT"I'm going to sing a song.":PRINT

Delay1()

LABEL StartSong

Bottles=99

DO

    Quit()
    SingWallLn():Delay1()
    PRINT LTRIM$(STR$(Bottles))+Number$+" of beer.":Delay1()
    IF Bottles>0 THEN PRINT"Take one down, pass it around." ELSE PRINT"Take it down, pass it around.":Delay1()
    Bottles=Bottles-1
    SingWallLn()
    Delay2()

PRINT:PRINT

UNTIL Bottles=0

Delay2()

ClS

LABEL Question

INPUT"Sing it again (y or n)?",Again$

SELECT Again$

CASE("y") CASE("Y")

CLS

GOTO StartSong

CASE "n" CASE "N"

CLS

PRINT"Fine, be that way.":Delay2()

TheEnd()

ENDSELECT

PRINT"Sorry, I didn't understand.":PRINT

GOTO Question

'Keep from running into subroutines. END

SUB SingWallLn()

    IF Bottles=1 THEN Number$=" bottle" ELSE Number$=" bottles"
    PRINT LTRIM$(STR$(Bottles))+Number$+" of beer on the wall."

RETURN

SUB Delay1()

    FOR X=1 TO 7000:NEXT X

RETURN

SUB Delay2()

    FOR X=1 TO 1750000:NEXT X

RETURN

SUB Quit()

    'Close program by pressing the ESC key.
    'Will not work in console under Windows 95/98 or ME.
    IF GETKEYSTATE(0x1B) THEN TheEnd()

RETURN

SUB TheEnd()

    CLOSECONSOLE
    END

RETURN </lang>

FBSL

This is a OO version, using FBSL v3.5 Beta <lang qbasic>#AppType Console

Class Wall bottles

Sub Initialize(%n = 99) bottles = n End Sub

Method Denom() if bottles+1 > 1 then return "one" elseif bottles+1 = 1 then return "it" end if End Method

Method StockUp( %n = 99 ) bottles = n End Method

Method TakeOneDown() bottles = bottles - 1 end Method

Method Pluraliser() if bottles > 1 then return "s" else return "" end if end method

Method Sing() print bottles, " bottle", Pluraliser(), " of beer on the wall" print bottles, " bottle", Pluraliser(), " of beer" TakeOneDown() print "take ", Denom(), " down and pass it round" if bottles > 0 then print bottles, " bottle", Pluraliser(), " of beer on the wall" print else print "no more bottles of beer on the wall" print print "no more bottles of beer on the wall" print "no more bottles of beer on the wall" print "go to the store and buy some more" StockUp(99) print bottles, " bottle", Pluraliser(), " of beer on the wall" print end if return bottles End Method

End Class

Dim BeerSong as new Wall(99)

while BeerSong.Sing() <> 99 end while </lang>

FreeBASIC

<lang freebasic>' FB 1.05.0 Win64

Dim As Integer bottles = 99 Dim As String b = " bottles "

Do

 Print Str(bottles); b; "of beer hanging on the wall"  
 Print Str(bottles); b; "of beer hanging on the wall" 
 Print "And if one bottle of beer should accidently be drunk"
 bottles -= 1
 If bottles = 1 Then 
   b = " bottle "
 ElseIf bottles = 0 Then
   b = " bottles "
 End If
 Print "There'll be"; bottles; b; "of beer hanging on the wall"
 Print

Loop Until bottles = 0

Print "Press any key to sleep it off" Sleep</lang>

FUZE BASIC

<lang qbasic>CLS DIM s$(1) READ b,s$(0),s$(1),a$,b$,c$,d$,e$,f$ g$ = chr$(10) WHILE b > 0 CYCLE

   PRINT b;a$;s$(b>1);b$;c$;b;a$;s$(b>1);b$;".";g$;d$;b-1;a$;s$(b-1<>1);b$;c$;g$
   b = b - 1

REPEAT PRINT e$;a$;"s";b$;c$;e$;a$;"s";b$;".";g$;f$;a$;"s";b$;c$ DATA 99,"","s"," bottle"," of beer"," on the wall. ","Take one down, pass it around. " DATA "No more","Go to the store and buy some more. 99" END</lang>

Yabasic

<lang yabasic> b$ = " bottles" for bottles = 99 to 1 step -1

   if (bottles = 1) then b$ = " bottle" : fi
   print  bottles, b$, " of beer on the wall, "
   print bottles , b$, " of beer"
   print "Take one down, pass it around, "
   
   if bottles = 1 then
       print "no more bottles of beer on the wall.\n"
   else
       print bottles - 1, b$, " of beer on the wall."
       print
   end if

next bottles end </lang>


GW-BASIC

Just a basic loop counting down to one. No big deal. Note that at BOTTLES=1, it is not grammatically correct.

<lang qbasic>10 FOR BOTTLES = 99 TO 1 STEP -1 20 PRINT BOTTLES " bottles of beer on the wall" 30 PRINT BOTTLES " bottles of beer" 40 PRINT "Take one down, pass it around" 50 PRINT BOTTLES-1 " bottles of beer on the wall" 60 NEXT BOTTLES </lang>

Integer BASIC

IMPORTANT NOTE: Integer BASIC was written (and hand-assembled by Woz himself) for the Apple 1 and original Apple 2. The Apple 1 has NO support for lower-case letters, and it was an expensive (and later) option on the Apple 2. The UPPER-CASE output of this example accurately represents the only reasonable solution for those target devices, and therefore cannot be "fixed" for mixed case, only deleted.

<lang Integer BASIC>E000G (APPLE II) E000R (APPLE I) 10 REM ------------------------- 11 REM BEERSONG IN APPLE INTEGER 12 REM BASIC BY BARRYM 2011-8-21 13 REM THANKS : APPLEWIN1.17.2.0 14 REM THANKS ALSO : POM1 0.7B 15 REM ------------------------- 16 REM PRINTS THE COMPLETE UPPER 17 REM CASE LYRICS ON AN APPLE I 18 REM OR AN 'ORIGINAL' APPLE II 19 REM WITH WOZ'S INTEGER BASIC. 20 REM ------------------------- 21 REM THIS BASIC HAS AN UNUSUAL 22 REM 'THEN', WHICH EXECUTES OR 23 REM SKIPS ONE (AND ONLY ONE!) 24 REM STATEMENT. THIS CONFUSED 25 REM US KIDS REGULARLY WHEN WE 26 REM TRIED TRANSLATING INTEGER 27 REM BASIC GAMES TO APPLE$OFT! 30 REM ------------------------- 40 FOR B=99 TO 98 STEP 0: PRINT : FOR W=0 TO 2: IF W<2 THEN 70 50 IF B THEN PRINT "TAKE ONE DOWN AND PASS IT AROUND";:B=B-1 60 IF B+1 THEN 70:B=99: PRINT "GO TO THE STORE AND BUY SOME MORE"; 70 IF W THEN PRINT ",": IF B THEN PRINT B;: IF B=0 THEN PRINT "NO MORE"; 80 PRINT " BOTTLE";: IF B#1 THEN PRINT "S";: PRINT " OF BEER"; 90 IF W#1 THEN PRINT " ON THE WALL";: IF W THEN PRINT ".": NEXT W,B: END RUN</lang>

Liberty BASIC

<lang lb>For bottles = 99 To 1 Step -1

   song$ = song$ + str$(bottles) + " bottle"
   If (bottles > 1) Then song$ = song$ + "s"
   song$ = song$ + " of beer on the wall, " + str$(bottles) + " bottle"
   If (bottles > 1) Then song$ = song$ + "s"
   song$ = song$ + " of beer,"  + chr$(13) + chr$(10) + "Take one down, pass it around, " + str$(bottles - 1) + " bottle"
   If (bottles > 2) Or (bottles = 1) Then song$ = song$ + "s"
   song$ = song$ + " of beer on the wall." + chr$(13) + chr$(10)

Next bottles song$ = song$ + "No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer." _

       + chr$(13) + chr$(10) + "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall."

Print song$</lang>

Microsoft Small Basic

<lang microsoftsmallbasic> For n = 99 To 1 Step -1

 If n = 1 Then
   bottleText1 = "1 bottle"
   bottleText2 = "No more bottles"
 ElseIf n = 2 then
   bottleText1 = "2 bottles"
   bottleText2 = "1 bottle"
 Else
   bottleText1 = n + " bottles"
   bottleText2 = n - 1 + " bottles"   
 EndIf
 TextWindow.WriteLine(bottleText1 + " of beer on the wall")
 TextWindow.WriteLine(bottleText1 + " of beer")
 TextWindow.WriteLine("Take one down, pass it around")
 TextWindow.WriteLine(bottleText2 + " of beer on the wall")
 TextWindow.WriteLine("")

EndFor </lang>

MSX Basic

<lang MSXBasic> 10 FOR X = 99 TO 1 STEP -1 20 PRINT X; "bottles of beer on the wall" 30 PRINT X; "bottles of beer" 40 PRINT "Take one down, pass it around" 50 PRINT X-1; "bottles of beer on the wall" 60 PRINT 70 NEXT X </lang>

OxygenBasic

<lang qbasic> int x=99 string cr,tab,pr,bottles,bottlem,remain cr=chr(13) chr(10) tab=chr(9) pr="99 BOTTLES" cr cr bottles=" bottles " bottlem=" bottles " ' for x=99 to 1 step -1

 if x=1
   bottles=" bottle "
   bottlem=" bottles "
   remain="No"
 elseif x=2
   bottlem=" bottle "
   remain=x-1
 else
   remain=x-1
 end if
 pr+=
 x bottles      "of beer on the wall" cr + 
 x bottles      "of beer" cr +
                "Take one down, pass it around" cr +
 remain bottlem "of beer on the wall" cr +
 cr

next ' putfile "t.txt",pr </lang>

PowerBASIC

<lang PowerBasic>#COMPILE EXE

  1. DIM ALL

FUNCTION PBMAIN () AS LONG

   DIM bottles%
   DIM b$
   DIM done$
   bottles% = 99
   b$ = " bottles "
   DO
       PRINT bottles%; b$; "of beer hanging on the wall"
       PRINT bottles%; b$; "of beer..."
       PRINT "And if one bottle of beer should accidentally be drunk"
       bottles% = bottles% - 1
       IF bottles% = 1 THEN
           b$ = " bottle "
       ELSEIF bottles% = 0 THEN
           b$ = " bottles "
       ELSE
           ' Press on!
       END IF
       PRINT "There'll be"; bottles; b$; "of beer hanging on the wall"
       PRINT
   LOOP UNTIL bottles% = 0


   CON.INPUT("Press any key to sleep it off",done$)

END FUNCTION</lang>

PureBasic

Normal version

<lang PureBasic>If OpenConsole()

 Define Bottles=99
 While Bottles
   PrintN(Str(Bottles)+" bottles of beer on the wall")
   PrintN(Str(Bottles)+" bottles of beer")
   PrintN("Take one down, pass it around")
   Bottles-1
   PrintN(Str(Bottles)+" bottles of beer on the wall"+#CRLF$)
 Wend
 
 PrintN(#CRLF$+#CRLF$+"Press ENTER to exit"):Input()
 CloseConsole()

EndIf</lang>

An object-oriented solution

<lang PureBasic>Prototype Wall_Action(*Self, Number.i)

Structure WallClass

 Inventory.i
 AddBottle.Wall_Action
 DrinkAndSing.Wall_Action

EndStructure

Procedure.s _B(n, Short=#False)

 Select n
   Case 0 : result$="No more bottles "
   Case 1 : result$=Str(n)+" bottle of beer"
   Default: result$=Str(n)+" bottles of beer"
 EndSelect
 If Not Short: result$+" on the wall": EndIf
 ProcedureReturn result$+#CRLF$

EndProcedure

Procedure PrintBottles(*Self.WallClass, n)

 Bottles$=" bottles of beer "
 Bottle$ =" bottle of beer "
 txt$ = _B(*Self\Inventory)
 txt$ + _B(*Self\Inventory, #True)
 txt$ + "Take one down, pass it around"+#CRLF$
 *Self\AddBottle(*Self, -1)
 txt$ + _B(*self\Inventory)
 PrintN(txt$)
 ProcedureReturn *Self\Inventory

EndProcedure

Procedure AddBottle(*Self.WallClass, n)

 i=*Self\Inventory+n
 If i>=0
   *Self\Inventory=i
 EndIf

EndProcedure

Procedure InitClass()

 *class.WallClass=AllocateMemory(SizeOf(WallClass))
 If *class
   InitializeStructure(*class, WallClass)
   With *class
     \AddBottle    =@AddBottle()
     \DrinkAndSing =@PrintBottles()
   EndWith
 EndIf
 ProcedureReturn *class

EndProcedure

If OpenConsole()

 *MyWall.WallClass=InitClass()
 If *MyWall
   *MyWall\AddBottle(*MyWall, 99)
   While *MyWall\DrinkAndSing(*MyWall, #True): Wend
   ;
   PrintN(#CRLF$+#CRLF$+"Press ENTER to exit"):Input()
   CloseConsole()
 EndIf

EndIf</lang>

QB64

CBTJD: 2020/03/08

  • Manages grammatical support for "1 bottle of beer" and "No more bottles of beer".

<lang vb>A$ = "bottle": B$ = " of beer": C$ = " on the wall": D$ = " Take one down, pass it around": E$ = " No more " FOR B = 99 TO 1 STEP -1

   S$ = STRING$(ABS(B > 1), "s")
   PRINT B; A$; S$; B$; C$: PRINT B; A$; S$; B$: PRINT D$
   SELECT CASE B
       CASE 2: PRINT B - 1; A$; B$; C$
       CASE 1: PRINT E$; A$; "s"; B$; C$
       CASE ELSE: PRINT B - 1; A$; S$; B$; C$
   END SELECT
   PRINT

NEXT</lang>

REALbasic

Place the following in the "open" event of a console application. <lang vb>dim bottles as Integer = 99 While bottles > 0

  Print(str(bottles) + " bottles of beer on the wall")
  Print(str(bottles) + " bottles of beer")
  Print("Take one down, pass it around")
  bottles = bottles - 1
  Print(str(bottles) + " bottles of beer on the wall")

Wend</lang>

Run BASIC

<lang Runbasic>b$ = " bottles" for bottles = 99 To 1 Step -1

  If (bottles = 1) then b$ = " bottle"
  print  bottles;b$;" of beer on the wall, "
  print bottles ;b$;" of beer"
  print "Take one down, pass it around, "
  if bottles = 1 then 
     print "No bottles of beer on the wall"
  else
     print bottles - 1;b$;" of beer on the wall.";chr$(10)
  end if

next bottles</lang>

smart BASIC

<lang qbasic>READ b,s$(0),s$(1),a$,b$,c$,d$,e$,f$ g$ = CHR$(10) WHILE b > 0

   IF b>1 THEN
       x=1
   ELSE
       x=0
   ENDIF
   IF b-1 <> 1 THEN
       y=1
   ELSE
       y=0
   ENDIF

PRINT b;a$;s$(x);b$;c$;b;a$;s$(x);b$;".";g$;d$;b-1;a$;s$(y);b$;c$;g$ b = b - 1 END WHILE PRINT e$;a$;"s";b$;c$;e$;a$;"s";b$;".";g$;f$;a$;"s";b$;c$ DATA 99,"","s"," bottle"," of beer"," on the wall. ","Take one down, pass it around. " DATA "No more","Go to the store and buy some more. 99" END</lang>

Sinclair ZX81 BASIC

Scrolls after each line so doesn't run out of screen space and stop prematurely! <lang basic>10 FOR N=99 TO 1 STEP -1 20 SCROLL 30 PRINT STR$(N)+" BOTTLE"+("S" AND N<>1)+" OF BEER ON THE WALL" 40 SCROLL 50 PRINT STR$(N)+" BOTTLE"+("S" AND N<>1)+" OF BEER" 60 SCROLL 70 PRINT "TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND" 80 SCROLL 90 PRINT STR$(N-1)+" BOTTLE"+("S" AND N<>2)+" OF BEER ON THE WALL" 100 SCROLL 110 NEXT N</lang>

TI-83 BASIC

<lang ti83b>PROGRAM:BEER

For(I,99,1,-1)
Disp I
Disp "BOTTLES OF BEER"
Disp "ON THE WALL,"
Disp I
Pause "BOTTLES OF BEER,"
Disp "TAKE ONE DOWN,"
Disp "PASS IT AROUND,"
Disp I-1
Disp "BOTTLES OF BEER"
Disp "ON THE WALL."
End

</lang>


TI-89 BASIC

<lang ti89b>Prgm

 Local i,plural,clockWas,t,k,wait
 "s" → plural
 0 → k
 isClkOn() → clockWas
 Define wait() = Prgm
 EndPrgm
 ClockOn
 For i,99,0,–1
   Disp ""
   Disp string(i) & " bottle" & plural & " of beer on the"
   Disp "wall, " & string(i) & " bottle" & plural & " of beer."
   getTime()[3]→t
   While getTime()[3] = t and k = 0 : getKey() → k : EndWhile
   If k ≠ 0 Then : Exit : EndIf
   Disp "Take one down, pass it"
   Disp "around."
   getTime()[3]→t
   While getTime()[3] = t and k = 0 : getKey() → k : EndWhile
   If k ≠ 0 Then : Exit : EndIf
   If i - 1 = 1 Then
     "" → plural
   EndIf
   If i > 1 Then
       Disp string(i-1) & " bottle" & plural & " of beer on the"
       Disp "wall."
   Else
       Disp "No more bottles of beer on"
       Disp "the wall."
   EndIf
   getTime()[3]→t
   While abs(getTime()[3] - t)<2 and k = 0 : getKey() → k : EndWhile
   If k ≠ 0 Then : Exit : EndIf
 EndFor
 If not clockWas Then
   ClockOff
 ENdIf

EndPrgm</lang>

Tiny BASIC

<lang Tiny BASIC>100 LET N=99 105 GOSUB 120 110 IF N>0 THEN GOTO 105 115 END 120 GOSUB 155 125 GOSUB 175 130 PRINT "Take one down, pass it round" 135 LET N=N-1 140 GOSUB 155 145 PRINT "" 150 RETURN 155 IF N=0 THEN PRINT "No more bottles of beer on the wall" 160 IF N=1 THEN PRINT N," bottle of beer on the wall" 165 IF N>1 THEN PRINT N," bottles of beer on the wall" 170 RETURN 175 IF N=0 THEN PRINT "No more bottles of beer" 180 IF N=1 THEN PRINT N," bottle of beer" 185 IF N>1 THEN PRINT N," bottles of beer" 190 RETURN </lang>

True BASIC

<lang basic> ! TrueBASIC v6.007

LET bottles = 99 LET b$ = " bottles "

DO PRINT bottles; b$; "of beer hanging on the wall" PRINT bottles; b$; "f beer hanging on the wall" PRINT "And if one bottle of beer should accidentally be drunk" LET bottles = bottles -1 IF bottles = 1 THEN LET b$ = " bottle " ELSEIF bottles = 0 THEN LET b$ = " bottles " ELSE ! Press on END IF PRINT "There'll be"; bottles; b$; "of beer hanging on the wall" PRINT LOOP UNTIL bottles = 0

PRINT "Press any key to sleep it off" GET KEY done END </lang>

Visual Basic

<lang vb>Sub Main()

   Const bottlesofbeer As String = " bottles of beer"
   Const onthewall As String = " on the wall"
   Const takeonedown As String = "Take one down, pass it around"
   Const onebeer As String = "1 bottle of beer"
   Dim bottles As Long
   For bottles = 99 To 3 Step -1
       Debug.Print CStr(bottles) & bottlesofbeer & onthewall
       Debug.Print CStr(bottles) & bottlesofbeer
       Debug.Print takeonedown
       Debug.Print CStr(bottles - 1) & bottlesofbeer & onthewall
       Debug.Print
   Next
   Debug.Print "2" & bottlesofbeer & onthewall
   Debug.Print "2" & bottlesofbeer
   Debug.Print takeonedown
   Debug.Print onebeer & onthewall
   Debug.Print
   Debug.Print onebeer & onthewall
   Debug.Print onebeer
   Debug.Print takeonedown
   Debug.Print "No more" & bottlesofbeer & onthewall
   Debug.Print
   Debug.Print "No" & bottlesofbeer & onthewall
   Debug.Print "No" & bottlesofbeer
   Debug.Print "Go to the store, buy some more"
   Debug.Print "99" & bottlesofbeer & onthewall

End Sub</lang>

Visual Basic .NET

Platform: .NET

Classic

<lang vbnet>Module Module1

  Sub Main()
      Dim Bottles As Integer
      For Bottles = 99 To 0 Step -1
          If Bottles = 0 Then
              Console.WriteLine("No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.")
              Console.WriteLine("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.")
              Console.ReadLine()
          ElseIf Bottles = 1 Then
              Console.WriteLine(Bottles & " bottle of beer on the wall, " & Bottles & " bottle of beer.")
              Console.WriteLine("Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.")
              Console.ReadLine()
          Else
              Console.WriteLine(Bottles & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & Bottles & " bottles of beer.")
              Console.WriteLine("Take one down and pass it around, " & (Bottles - 1) & " bottles of beer on the wall.")
              Console.ReadLine()
          End If
      Next
  End Sub

End Module</lang>

String interpolation

<lang vbnet>Module Program

   Function Plural(count As Integer) As String
       Return If(count = 1, "", "s")
   End Function
   Sub Main()
       For i = 99 To 1 Step -1
           Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer on the wall")
           Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer")
           Console.WriteLine($"Take one down, pass it around")
           Console.WriteLine($"{i - 1} bottle{Plural(i - 1)} of beer on the wall")
           Console.WriteLine()
       Next
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Mental mutilation beyond hope of regeneration

<lang vbnet>Option Explicit Off Option Strict Off

Module Program

   Sub Main
       i = 99

START:

       Console.Write(i)
       Console.Write(" bottle")
       If i > 1 Then Console.Write("s")
       Console.Write(" of beer on the wall")
       Console.WriteLine()
       Console.Write(i)
       Console.Write(" bottle")
       If i > 1 Then Console.Write("s")
       Console.Write(" of beer")
       Console.WriteLine()
       Console.Write($"Take one down, pass it around")
       Console.WriteLine()
       Console.Write(i - 1)
       Console.Write(" bottle")
       If i - 1 > 1 Then Console.Write("s")
       Console.Write(" of beer on the wall")
       Console.WriteLine()
       Console.WriteLine()
       i -= 1
       If i > 0 Then GoTo START
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Python

<lang vbnet>Option Strict Off

Module Program

   Sub Main()
       Dim a=" bottles of beer",b=" on the wall"&vbLf,c="Take one down, pass it around"&vbLf,s=Function(o)o.ToString
       Console.Write(String.Join(vbLf,Enumerable.Range(1,99).Reverse.Select(Function(x)s(x)+a+b+s(x)+a+vbLf+c+s(x-1)+a+b)))
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

With sound

Compiler: Roslyn Visual Basic (language version >= 15.3)

Platform: Windows, versions other than 64-bit Vista and XP, and either with a 8254 chip or sound card installed.

Plays tones synchronized with output syllable-by-syllable. Uses word forms of numbers, but can be made to display the numbers (while still playing the appropriate number of notes as per the word form).

Uses the Windows beep function, which on modern PCs should just use the speakers. Volume depends on system volume.

Parses command-line arguments (no validation) (syntax: <name>:<value>, space-separated and optionally enclosed in quotes):

  • bpm (default 120): beats-per-minute. Beep seems to lag when called frequently, resulting in desynchronized sound and dropped notes
  • oct (default 3): (MIDI) octave to play notes in.
  • words (default true): Whether to display bottle count as words; set to false to get task-compliant output

Could use some tidying-up of magic numbers.

Options and imports statements (all parts must be in one file): <lang vbnet>Option Explicit On Option Infer On Option Strict On

Imports System.Globalization Imports System.Runtime.InteropServices Imports System.Threading</lang>

Helper to parse command-line arguments: <lang vbnet> Module ArgHelper

   ReadOnly _ArgDict As New Dictionary(Of String, String)()
   Delegate Function TryParse(Of T, TResult)(value As T, <Out> ByRef result As TResult) As Boolean
   Sub InitializeArguments(args As String())
       For Each item In args
           item = item.ToUpperInvariant()
           If item.Length > 0 AndAlso item(0) <> """"c Then
               Dim colonPos = item.IndexOf(":"c, StringComparison.Ordinal)
               If colonPos <> -1 Then
                   ' Split arguments with colons into key(part before colon) / value(part after colon) pairs.
                   _ArgDict.Add(item.Substring(0, colonPos), item.Substring(colonPos + 1, item.Length - colonPos - 1))
               End If
           End If
       Next
   End Sub
   Sub FromArgument(Of T)(
           key As String,
           <Out> ByRef var As T,
           getDefault As Func(Of T),
           tryParse As TryParse(Of String, T),
           Optional validate As Predicate(Of T) = Nothing)
       Dim value As String = Nothing
       If _ArgDict.TryGetValue(key.ToUpperInvariant(), value) Then
           If Not (tryParse(value, var) AndAlso (validate Is Nothing OrElse validate(var))) Then
               Console.WriteLine($"Invalid value for {key}: {value}")
               Environment.Exit(-1)
           End If
       Else
           var = getDefault()
       End If
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Program: <lang vbnet>Module Program

   Function GetNumberSyllables(n As Integer) As IEnumerable(Of String)
       Static getTensPrefix As Func(Of Integer, IEnumerable(Of String)) =
          Iterator Function(_n As Integer) As IEnumerable(Of String)
              Select Case _n
                  Case 20 : Yield "twen"
                  Case 30 : Yield "thir"
                  Case 40 : Yield "for"
                  Case 50 : Yield "fif"
                  Case 60 : Yield "six"
                  Case 70 : Yield "se" : Yield "ven"
                  Case 80 : Yield "eigh"
                  Case 90 : Yield "nine"
                  Case Else
                      Throw New ArgumentOutOfRangeException(NameOf(_n), _n, "")
              End Select
          End Function
       Static getSmallNumber As Func(Of Integer, IEnumerable(Of String)) =
           Iterator Function(_n As Integer) As IEnumerable(Of String)
               Select Case _n
                   Case 0 : Yield "ze" : Yield "ro"
                   Case 1 : Yield "one"
                   Case 2 : Yield "two"
                   Case 3 : Yield "three"
                   Case 4 : Yield "four"
                   Case 5 : Yield "five"
                   Case 6 : Yield "six"
                   Case 7 : Yield "se" : Yield "ven"
                   Case 8 : Yield "eight"
                   Case 9 : Yield "nine"
                   Case 10 : Yield "ten"
                   Case 11 : Yield "e" : Yield "le" : Yield "ven"
                   Case 12 : Yield "twelve"
                   Case 13 : Yield "thir" : Yield "teen"
                   Case 14 : Yield "four" : Yield "teen"
                   Case 15 To 19
                       For Each s In getTensPrefix((_n - 10) * 10)
                           Yield s
                       Next
                       Yield "teen"
                   Case Else
                       Throw New ArgumentOutOfRangeException(NameOf(_n), _n, "")
               End Select
           End Function
       Select Case n
           Case 0 To 19
               Return getSmallNumber(n)
           Case 20 To 99
               Dim tens = (n \ 10) * 10
               Dim ones = n Mod 10
               Dim tensSyllables = getTensPrefix(tens).Append("ty")
               If ones = 0 Then Return tensSyllables
               Dim onesSyllables = getSmallNumber(ones)
               Return tensSyllables.
                   Append("-" & onesSyllables.First()).
                   Concat(onesSyllables.Skip(1))
           Case Else
               Throw New ArgumentOutOfRangeException(NameOf(n), n, "")
       End Select
   End Function
   Iterator Function GetLyrics(numbersToWords As Boolean) As IEnumerable(Of (text As String, midiNote As Integer, noteType As Double))
       Dim getSyllablesWordsOrNumber =
           Function(n As Integer) As IEnumerable(Of String)
               Dim syllables = GetNumberSyllables(n)
               If numbersToWords Then
                   Dim firstWordTitleCase = CultureInfo.CurrentCulture.TextInfo.ToTitleCase(syllables.First())
                   Return syllables.Skip(1).Prepend(firstWordTitleCase)
               Else
                   Return syllables.Skip(1).Select(Function(s) "").Prepend(n.ToString(CultureInfo.CurrentCulture))
               End If
           End Function
       Dim number, nextNumber As IEnumerable(Of String)
       nextNumber = getSyllablesWordsOrNumber(99)
       For i = 99 To 1 Step -1
           number = nextNumber
           nextNumber = getSyllablesWordsOrNumber(i - 1)
           For Each syl In number
               Yield (syl, 67, 4)
           Next
           Yield (" bo", 62, 4)
           Yield ("ttle" & Plural(i), 62, 4)
           Yield (" of", 62, 4)
           Yield (" beer", 67, 4)
           Yield (" on", 67, 4)
           Yield (" the", 67, 4)
           Yield (" wall", 67, 4 / 3)
           Yield (vbLf, -1, 0)
           For Each syl In number
               Yield (syl, 69, 4)
           Next
           Yield (" bo", 64, 4)
           Yield ("ttle" & Plural(i), 64, 4)
           Yield (" of", 64, 4)
           Yield (" beer", 69, 1)
           Yield (vbLf, -1, 0)
           Yield ("Take", 66, 2)
           Yield (" one", 66, 4)
           Yield (" down,", 66, 4 / 3)
           Yield (" pass", 66, 4)
           Yield (" it", 66, 4)
           Yield (" a", 66, 4)
           Yield ("round", 66, 4 / 3)
           Yield (vbLf, -1, 0)
           For Each syl In nextNumber
               Yield (syl, 62, 4)
           Next
           Yield (" bo", 64, 4)
           Yield ("ttle" & Plural(i - 1), 64, 4)
           Yield (" of", 66, 4)
           Yield (" beer", 67, 4)
           Yield (" on", 67, 4)
           Yield (" the", 67, 4)
           Yield (" wall" & vbLf, 67, 4 / 3)
           Yield (vbLf, -1, 0)
       Next
   End Function
   ' Note 69 = A440
   Function MidiNoteToFreq(midiNote As Integer) As Integer
       Const REF_NOTE = 69
       Const REF_FREQ = 440
       Return CInt(REF_FREQ * (2 ^ ((midiNote - REF_NOTE) / 12)))
   End Function
   'e.g. whole=1, half=2, quarter=4
   Function NoteToMilliseconds(noteType As Double, bpm As Integer) As Integer
       If noteType = 0 Then Return 0
       Const SECS_PER_MIN As Integer = 60
       Const MS_PER_SEC As Integer = 1000
       Const QT_NOTE_VAL As Integer = 4
       Return CInt(SECS_PER_MIN * MS_PER_SEC * QT_NOTE_VAL / (bpm * noteType))
   End Function
   Sub PlayNote(midiNote As Integer, millisecondsDuration As Integer)
       If millisecondsDuration < 1 Then Return
       If midiNote > 0 Then
           Console.Beep(MidiNoteToFreq(midiNote), millisecondsDuration)
       Else
           Thread.Sleep(millisecondsDuration)
       End If
   End Sub
   Sub Play(Optional bpm As Integer = 120, Optional octave As Integer = 3, Optional numbersToWords As Boolean = True, Optional cancellationToken As CancellationToken = Nothing)
       For Each syl In GetLyrics(numbersToWords)
           cancellationToken.ThrowIfCancellationRequested()
           Console.Write(syl.text)
           PlayNote(syl.midiNote + (12 * (octave - 3)), NoteToMilliseconds(syl.noteType, bpm))
       Next
   End Sub
   Sub Main(args As String())
       Dim bpm As Integer
       Dim octave As Integer
       Dim numbersToWords As Boolean
       InitializeArguments(args)
       FromArgument("bpm", bpm, Function() 120, AddressOf Integer.TryParse)
       FromArgument("oct", octave, Function() 3, AddressOf Integer.TryParse)
       FromArgument("words", numbersToWords, Function() True, AddressOf Boolean.TryParse)
       Using cts As New CancellationTokenSource()
           Dim t = Task.Run(Sub() Play(cancellationToken:=cts.Token,
                                       bpm:=bpm,
                                       octave:=octave,
                                       numbersToWords:=numbersToWords), cts.Token)
           Do
               Thread.Yield()
           Loop Until t.IsCompleted OrElse Console.KeyAvailable
           If Not t.IsCompleted Then
               Console.WriteLine("STOPPING")
               Try
                   cts.Cancel()
                   t.Wait()
               Catch ex As Exception
               End Try
               Console.WriteLine("STOPPED")
           End If
       End Using
   End Sub

End Module </lang>

Output:
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-nine bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall

Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall
Ninety-eight bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
Ninety-seven bottles of beer on the wall

...

One bottle of beer on the wall
One bottle of beer
Take one down, pass it around
Zero bottles of beer on the wall
Output  —  for input words:false:
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

...

1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
Take one down, pass it around
0 bottles of beer on the wall

Concurrent

<lang vbnet>Module Program

   Function Plural(count As Integer) As String
       Return If(count = 1, "", "s")
   End Function
   Sub Main()
       Parallel.For(0, 99,
           Sub(i)
               i = 99 - i
               Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer on the wall")
               Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer")
               Console.WriteLine($"Take one down, pass it around")
               Console.WriteLine($"{i - 1} bottle{Plural(i - 1)} of beer on the wall")
               Console.WriteLine()
           End Sub)
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Output:
99 bottles of beer on the wall
27 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
50 bottles of beer on the wall
27 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
26 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall


26 bottles of beer on the wall
26 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
25 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall

...

Less concurrent

<lang vbnet>Module Program

   Function Plural(count As Integer) As String
       Return If(count = 1, "", "s")
   End Function
   Sub Main()
       Dim lockobj As New Object()
       Parallel.For(0, 99,
           Sub(i)
               i = 99 - i
               SyncLock lockobj
                   Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer on the wall")
                   Console.WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer")
                   Console.WriteLine($"Take one down, pass it around")
                   Console.WriteLine($"{i - 1} bottle{Plural(i - 1)} of beer on the wall")
                   Console.WriteLine()
               End SyncLock
           End Sub)
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Output:
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall

51 bottles of beer on the wall
51 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
50 bottles of beer on the wall

50 bottles of beer on the wall
50 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
49 bottles of beer on the wall

49 bottles of beer on the wall
49 bottles of beer
Take one down, pass it around
48 bottles of beer on the wall

...

MoreD RconUcurrentNK

<lang vbnet>Module Program

   Function Plural(count As Integer) As String
       Return If(count = 1, "", "s")
   End Function
   Sub Main()
       Dim WriteLine =
       Sub(s As String)
           For Each c In s
               Threading.Thread.Sleep(0)
               Console.Write(c)
           Next
           Console.WriteLine()
       End Sub
       Parallel.For(0, 99,
           Sub(i)
               i = 99 - i
               WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer on the wall")
               WriteLine($"{i} bottle{Plural(i)} of beer")
               WriteLine($"Take one down, pass it around")
               WriteLine($"{i - 1} bottle{Plural(i - 1)} of beer on the wall")
               WriteLine("")
           End Sub)
   End Sub

End Module</lang>

Output:
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Take one down, pass it around
2 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer
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98 bottles of beer
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26 bottles of beer on 50 bottles of beer on the wall

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...

XBasic

Translation of: Microsoft Small Basic
Works with: Windows XBasic

<lang xbasic> PROGRAM "99bottles" VERSION "0.0001"

DECLARE FUNCTION Entry()

FUNCTION Entry()

 FOR n@@ = 99 TO 1 STEP -1
   SELECT CASE TRUE
     CASE n@@ = 1:
       bottleText1$ = "1 bottle"
       bottleText2$ = "No more bottles"
     CASE n@@ = 2:
       bottleText1$ = "2 bottles"
       bottleText2$ = "1 bottle"
     CASE ELSE:
       bottleText1$ = LTRIM$(STR$(n@@)) + " bottles"
       bottleText2$ = LTRIM$(STR$(n@@ - 1)) + " bottles"
   END SELECT
   PRINT bottleText1$; " of beer on the wall"
   PRINT bottleText1$; " of beer"
   PRINT "Take one down, pass it around"
   PRINT bottleText2$; " of beer on the wall"
   PRINT
 NEXT n@@

END FUNCTION END PROGRAM </lang>

ZX Spectrum Basic

<lang zxbasic>10 DEF FN n$(b)="no more" AND NOT b 20 DEF FN m$(b)=(STR$ b) AND b 30 DEF FN o$(b)="s" AND (b>1) 40 DEF FN b$(b)=FN m$(b)+FN n$(b) 50 DEF FN p$(b)=FN o$(b)+("s" AND NOT b) 60 FOR i=99 TO 0 STEP -1 70 LET x$=FN b$(i) 80 IF x$(1)="n" THEN LET x$(1)="N" 90 PRINT x$; 100 PRINT " bottle";FN o$(i);" of beer on the wall, "'FN b$(i);" bottle";FN p$(i);" of beer." 110 IF NOT i THEN GO TO 160 120 PRINT "Take one down"'"and pass it around, "; 130 PRINT FN b$(i-1);" bottle";FN p$(i-1);" of beer on the wall." 140 PRINT 150 NEXT i 160 PRINT "Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall." </lang>

VBA

This version uses tail recursion and inline if-statements, plus a Static variable to count the number of bottles emptied.

<lang vb>Public Function countbottles(n As Integer, liquid As String) As String

 countbottles = IIf(n > 1, Format$(n), IIf(n = 0, "no more", "one")) & " bottle" & IIf(n = 1, "", "s") & " of " & liquid

End Function

Public Sub drink(fullbottles As Integer, Optional liquid As String = "beer") Static emptybottles As Integer

 Debug.Print countbottles(fullbottles, liquid) & " on the wall"
 Debug.Print countbottles(fullbottles, liquid)
 If fullbottles > 0 Then
   Debug.Print "take " & IIf(fullbottles > 1, "one", "it") & " down, pass it around"
   Debug.Print countbottles(fullbottles - 1, liquid) & " on the wall"
   Debug.Print
   emptybottles = emptybottles + 1
   drink fullbottles - 1, liquid
 Else
   Debug.Print "go to the store and buy some more"
   Debug.Print countbottles(emptybottles, liquid) & " on the wall"
 End If

End Sub</lang>

Usage: type "drink 99" in the Immediate window of the VBA editor. If you're not a beer drinker, you can specify your own favourite drink as the second argument; for example:

drink 3, "Johnnie Walker"

3 bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall
3 bottles of Johnnie Walker
take one down, pass it around
2 bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall

2 bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall
2 bottles of Johnnie Walker
take one down, pass it around
one bottle of Johnnie Walker on the wall

one bottle of Johnnie Walker on the wall
one bottle of Johnnie Walker
take it down, pass it around
no more bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall

no more bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall
no more bottles of Johnnie Walker
go to the store and buy some more
3 bottles of Johnnie Walker on the wall

VBScript

Simple Method

<lang vb>sub song( numBottles ) dim i for i = numBottles to 0 step -1 if i > 0 then wscript.echo pluralBottles(i) & " of beer on the wall" wscript.echo pluralBottles(i) & " of beer" if i = 1 then wscript.echo "take it down" else wscript.echo "take one down" end if wscript.echo "and pass it round" wscript.echo pluralBottles(i-1) & " of beer on the wall" wscript.echo else wscript.echo "no more bottles of beer on the wall" wscript.echo "no more bottles of beer" wscript.echo "go to the store" wscript.echo "and buy some more" wscript.echo pluralBottles(numBottles) & " of beer on the wall" wscript.echo end if next end sub

function pluralBottles( n ) select case n case 1 pluralBottles = "one bottle" case 0 pluralBottles = "no more bottles" case else pluralBottles = n & " bottles" end select end function

song 3</lang>

Output:
3 bottles of beer on the wall
3 bottles of beer
take one down
and pass it round
2 bottles of beer on the wall

2 bottles of beer on the wall
2 bottles of beer
take one down
and pass it round
one bottle of beer on the wall

one bottle of beer on the wall
one bottle of beer
take it down
and pass it round
no more bottles of beer on the wall

no more bottles of beer on the wall
no more bottles of beer
go to the store
and buy some more
3 bottles of beer on the wall

Regular Expressions and Embedded Scripting

Another way of doing it, using Regular Expressions to locate executable code inside {} and replacing the code with the result of its evaluation.

<lang vb>function pluralBottles( n ) select case n case 1 pluralBottles = "one bottle" case 0 pluralBottles = "no more bottles" case else pluralBottles = n & " bottles" end select end function

function eef( b, r1, r2 ) if b then eef = r1 else eef = r2 end if end function

Function evalEmbedded(sInput, sP1) dim oRe, oMatch, oMatches dim sExpr, sResult Set oRe = New RegExp 'Look for expressions as enclosed in braces oRe.Pattern = "{(.+?)}" sResult = sInput do Set oMatches = oRe.Execute(sResult) if oMatches.count = 0 then exit do for each oMatch in oMatches '~ wscript.echo oMatch.Value for j = 0 to omatch.submatches.count - 1 sExpr = omatch.submatches(j) sResult = Replace( sResult, "{" & sExpr & "}", eval(sExpr) ) next next loop evalEmbedded = sResult End Function

sub sing( numBottles ) dim i for i = numBottles to 0 step -1 if i = 0 then wscript.echo evalEmbedded("no more bottles of beer on the wall" & vbNewline & _ "no more bottles of beer" & vbNewline & _ "go to the store and buy some more" & vbNewline & _ "{pluralBottles(sP1)} of beer on the wall" & vbNewline, numBottles) else wscript.echo evalEmbedded("{pluralBottles(sP1)} of beer on the wall" & vbNewline & _ "{pluralBottles(sP1)} of beer" & vbNewline & _ "take {eef(sP1=1,""it"",""one"")} down and pass it round" & vbNewline & _ "{pluralBottles(sP1-1)} of beer on the wall" & vbNewline, i) end if next end sub

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