User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated
My Favorite Languages | |
Language | Proficiency |
Lisp | Jedi Initiate @ 12019 |
Prolog | Jedi Initiate @ 12019 |
Haskell | Jedi Initiate @ 12019 |
Perl | Jedi Initiate @ 12019 |
Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive funcronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.
Rules Of Promotional Experience
Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>
- Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
- Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
- Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Knight : Win first competition; #1.
- If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
- Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Master : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
- Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.
That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);}
<(=_=)>
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Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise
$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]
- Academic degree.
- Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
- 3 years of industry XP.
- Don't f(l)oss too much, or you'll make everyone else look bad.
- Wear a suit of armour to fit in like everybody else; no fancy knots.
My Favourite Language Families
My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
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The fourmost foremost productive programming language families based on scientific research papers, and empirical evidence:
prolog | language processing | language-based user interface | optimal exhaustive bruteforcing |
---|---|---|---|
perl | text processing | text-based user interface | unix(one_liners, glue_code) |
lisp | list processing | metaprogramming | prototyping |
haskell | multiprocessing | formal methods | lazy producer-consumer heuristics |
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Toys, and other playful languages:
- prolog is like playing c̄ shape sorters; you can put "-thing"s anywhere, and even all at the same time!
- haskell is like playing c̄ magnets; some"-thing"s just willn't goto gether!
- pythonic pseudocode is like playing c̄ large/loud/obnoxious/clumsy wooden letter blocks; why does pseudocode enforce so many cosmetic rules?
- assembly is like playing c̄ lego; especially stepping them!
- smalltalk is like playing c̄ barbie dolls…
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Lisp
I started learning Emacs, the Elisp Machine Accumulating C Supplements, so I can do FP while
hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones). I think it's easier to sell ((lisp))
as an extra curvy superspecies of python()
with its' large intestine gutted; it even "loops" too! "List Processor" is the binomial nomenclature. Erasing Minds Allows Complete Submission but is Generally Not Used…
- GNU Emacs
emacs -nw --no-splash
- wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki (26.1 @ May 28, 2018)
C-h t
M-: (help-wit C-i ) C-m
∵ Lisp is the only way to live!C-h iminf C-m
M-: (info "info") C-m
∵ Lisp is the only way to live!- Info file
info-stnd
andtexinfo
does not exist. - 1.4: Terminal dimensions are known ∴ you can warn users about large nodes ∵ no"-thing" is impossible!
- Info file
- agtoe
M-x tet C-m
M-: (tet C-i ) C-m
does not support bnpf!
- GNU Elisp
#!/usr/bin/env -S emacs --script
Prolog
12019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation; also translating/transforming/converting/.. from A to B, and getting B to A for free, is not only applicable to languages, but also file formats, units of measurement, orders of magnitude, systems, and "-thing"s.
- The "-thing"s logic programming makes possible, and trivial.
- theorem proving
/impossibility|falsified realities/
- n-way functions
/impossibility|reusability|producer(-consumer)?/
- automated searching
/permutation filters|filtered permutations|bruteforce optimisation/
- difference lists
/(macro )?preprocess(or|ing)|dsl/
- theorem proving
- SWI Prolog
Haskell
It's too cute for its' own good; pronounced Has Kell?
- GHC Haskell
Perl
I used to think LTS was the cause of Perls' WORN reputation, but now I know the camelCode is the one true cause; even Jack Sparrow can read Perl!
- Perl 5
My Favourite Tools
- COM: IRC; using
irssi
, andtelnet
, but going forerc
- SOS: Google Search: Expert
- MMI: Console
- DOS: Linux
- SCM: Git (Mask)
- IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
- UML: DOT
- DOC: TeX
- GLU: Perl
- KBD: DIY (mirrored)
My Favourite Instructions
IℝL:
IℕL:
My Favourite Program
- ViMonday : Vim Programming
- TeXnical Tuesday : TeX Programming
- Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
- Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
- Functional Friday : Referentially Functional Programming
- System@ic Saturday : System Programming
- Sunday Scripture : Scripting Programming
Taste-based mnemonics:
- bitter: Pending...
- salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
- pure : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
- sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
- spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
- sour : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
- umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!
My Favourite Parameters
- Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
- Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
- Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^ indented code block $/g SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented code block $/
- Logic: In order of precedence...
- Mathematician:
¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
- Preferably:
¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m?
(if supported)
- Preferably:
- Vulcan:
¿Yoda is green?
- Jedi:
¿green is Yoda?
- NPN:
is Yoda green?
(Polish are the most literate!)Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
- RPN:
⸮neerg Adoy si
- Mathematician:
My Favourite Timeline
Temporality | Historicity |
---|---|
(9200,9600) | Email paved the way for spam. (You entertained the most beautiful Chinese concubine ever! Whilst the British royal family started marrying their concubines; just wait until they start crowning their bastards!) |
(11914,11918] | Germanic plans for developing a big bang of mass information were supported by the rest of humanity. |
11936 | Lambda calculuth eththablitheth the foundathion of Lithp. |
11936 | Turing completeness proves lambda calculus has been completed. |
[11939,11945] | The big bang of hacking; by the good guys. |
11957 | APL pioneers [brackets], ⌊floors⌋, and ⌈ceilings⌉. |
Array Processing | |
11958 | Lithp pioneerth eth-ethpreththionth; along with juthth abouth every language feathure thaken for granthed thoday. |
Lithth Protheththing | |
11963 | Communication paved the way for memes. |
11970 | Unix was born; bringing filters, and files. |
11971 | Lazy evaluation was born to lambda calculus; bringing infinite potential. |
11972 | Prolog does the impossible. |
Language Processing | |
11972 | The objectionable Smalltalk pioneered social media, and the (mis)use of natural language. |
Postal Servicing | |
11976 | Emacth verthuth The Sith! (Dired philothophy FThW!!! :D) |
11978 | TeX so soon after the objectionable Smalltalk? |
11980 | Links empowered trolls; what a "shocker". \\./ o_O \.// |
11987 | Perl pioneers r-expressions. |
Text Processing | |
11989 | Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated!!! :D |
11990 | Haskell pioneers medicinal paranoia, as the first programming language with a non-descriptive name; not one others come to mind. |
Multiprocessing |
Need to compare R against Octave/MATLAB, Minitab, spreadsheets,.. (I want the /sym.*/
stuff from Octave/MATLAB.)
#r @freenode: 10:36 < ardin_agoy> _: apl is a programming language and lisp is for list processing and prolog is all about programming in logic and smalltalk is about message passing and tex is very τέχνη and perl is a practical extraction and reporting language but do you has kell?