User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated

My Favorite Languages
Language	Proficiency
Lisp	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Prolog	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Haskell	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Perl	Jedi Initiate @ 12019

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive funcronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

• Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
• Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
•                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
•                If no contest, then seek 𝄞3 years of professionalism.
•                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
•                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 𝄞3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
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Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

• Academic degree.
• Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
• 𝄞3 years of industry XP.
• Don't f(l)oss too much, or you'll make everyone else look bad.
• Wear a suit of armour to fit in like everybody else; no fancy knots.

My Favourite Language Families

My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
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The fourmost foremost productive programming language families based on scientific research papers, and empirical evidence:

prolog	language processing	language-based user interface	optimal exhaustive bruteforcing
perl	text processing	text-based user interface	unix(one_liners, glue_code)
lisp	list processing	metaprogramming	prototyping
haskell	multiprocessing	formal methods	lazy producer-consumer heuristics
smalltalk	state processing	graphical user interface	socialising skills

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Toys, and other playful languages:

• prolog is like playing c̄ shape sorters; you can put "-thing"s anywhere, and even all at the same time!
• haskell is like playing c̄ magnets; some"-thing"s just willn't goto gether!
• pythonic pseudocode is like playing c̄ large/loud/obnoxious/clumsy wooden letter blocks; why does pseudocode enforce so many cosmetic rules?
• assembly is like playing c̄ lego; especially stepping them!
• smalltalk is like playing c̄ barbie dolls…

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( archaeological treasures )

Lisp

I started learning Emacs, the Elisp Machine Accumulating C Supplements, so I can do FP while hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones). I think it's easier to sell ((lisp)) as an extra curvy superspecies of python() with its' large intestine gutted; it even "loops" too! "List Processor" is the binomial nomenclature. Erasing Minds Allows Complete Submission but is Generally Not Used…

• GNU Emacs emacs -nw --no-splash
  1. wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki (26.1 @ May 28, 2018)
  2. C-h t M-: (help-wit C-i ) C-m ∵ Lisp is the only way to live!
  3. C-h iminf C-m M-: (info "info") C-m ∵ Lisp is the only way to live!
     • Info file info-stnd and texinfo does not exist.
     • 1.4: Terminal dimensions are known ∴ you can warn users about large nodes ∵ no"-thing" is impossible!
  4. agtoe
     • M-x tet C-m M-: (tet C-i ) C-m does not support bnpf!
• GNU Elisp #!/usr/bin/env -S emacs --script

Prolog

12019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation; also translating/transforming/converting/.. from A to B, and getting B to A for free, is not only applicable to languages, but also file formats (cryptography, compression,..), units of measurement, orders of magnitude, systems, and "-thing"s.

• The "-thing"s logic programming makes possible, and trivial.
  • theorem proving /impossibility|falsified realities/
  • n-way functions /impossibility|reusability|producer(-consumer)?/
  • automated searching /permutation filters|filtered permutations|bruteforce optimisation/
  • difference lists /(macro )?preprocess(or|ing)|dsl/
• SWI Prolog
  1. wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki
  2. swipl(quickstart).
  3. lpn!, lpn!
  4. astop
  5. lpiym
  6. acitp
  7. pati

Haskell

It's too cute for its' own good; pronounced Has Kell?

• GHC Haskell

Perl

I used to think LTS was the cause of Perls' WORN reputation, but now I know the camelCode is the one true cause; even Jack Sparrow can read Perl!

• Perl 5

My Favourite Tools

• COM: IRC; using irssi, and telnet, but going for erc
• SOS: Google Search: Expert
• MMI: Console
• DOS: Linux
• SCM: Git (Mask)
• IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
• UML: DOT
• DOC: TeX
• GLU: Perl
• KBD: DIY (mirrored)

My Favourite Instructions

IℝL:

• Peel bananas in half a...
• Tie shoe laces in less than...
• Fold shirts in under...

IℕL:

• DNS Comic
• λCalculus.Game
• Data Structures & Algorithms
  • Sorting Algorithm Comparison
  • Algorithmic Visualisation
  • Big O notation
  • Test
• Machine Learning

My Favourite Program

1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
6. System@ic Saturday : System Programming
7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

1. bitter: Pending...
2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters

• Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
• Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
  • Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:

egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/

• Logic: In order of precedence...
  • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
    • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
  • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
  • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
  • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
    • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
  • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si

My Favourite Timeline

Temporality	Historicity
(9200,9600)	Email paved the way for spam. (You entertained the most beautiful Chinese concubine ever! Whilst the British royal family started marrying their concubines; just wait until they start crowning their bastards!)
(9700,11575]	Instrumental Keyboards did not prevent the horrors of animal rights abuse.
(11914,11918]	Germanic plans for developing a big bang of mass information were supported by the rest of humanity.
11936	Lambda calculuth eththablitheth the foundathion of Lithp.
11936	Turing completeness proves lambda calculus has been completed.
[11939,11945]	The big bang of hacking; by the good guys.
11946	Lab rats introduced mors nigra.
11954	The keyboard cat ate the malefactor mouse equals memes and sexism.
11957	APL pioneers [brackets], ⌊floors⌋, and ⌈ceilings⌉.
	Array Processing
11958	Lithp pioneerth eth-ethpreththionth; along with juthth abouth every language feathure thaken for granthed thoday.
	Lithth Protheththing
11963	Communication paved the way for memes.
11963	Graphical mazes became a navigational hazard; Unix synergistic syngamy was specifically for the purposes of avoiding these proverbial nightmares.
11968	The Mother of All Demos.
11970	Unix was born; bringing filters, and files.
11971	Lazy evaluation was born to lambda calculus; bringing infinite potential.
11972	Prolog does the impossible.
	Language Processing
11972	The objectionable Smalltalk pioneered social media, and the (mis)use of natural language.
	Postal Servicing
11976	Emacth verthuth The Sith! (Dired philothophy FThW!!! :D)
11978	TeX so soon after the objectionable Smalltalk?
11980	Links empowered trolls; what a "shocker". \\./ o_O \.//
11987	Perl pioneers r-expressions.
	Text Processing
11989	Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated!!! :D
11990	Haskell pioneers medicinal paranoia, as the first programming language with a non-descriptive name; not one others come to mind.
	Multiprocessing

Need to compare R against Octave/MATLAB, Minitab, spreadsheets,.. (I want the /sym.*/ stuff from Octave/MATLAB.)
#r @freenode: 10:36 < ardin_agoy> _: apl is a programming language and lisp is for list processing and prolog is all about programming in logic and smalltalk is about message passing and tex is very τέχνη and perl is a practical extraction and reporting language but do you has kell?