User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated

My Favorite Languages
Language	Proficiency
Lisp	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Prolog	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Haskell	Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Perl	Jedi Initiate @ 12019

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive funcronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

• Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
• Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
•                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
•                If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
•                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
•                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
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Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

• Academic degree.
• Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
• 3 years of industry XP.

My Favourite Language Families

My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
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The fourmost foremost productive programming language families based on scientific research papers, and empirical evidence:

prolog	language processing	language-based user interface	optimal exhaustive bruteforcing
perl	text processing	text-based user interface	unix(one_liners, glue_code)
lisp	list processing	metaprogramming	prototyping
haskell	multiprocessing	formal methods	lazy producer-consumer heuristics
smalltalk	state processing	graphical user interface	socialising skills

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Toys, and other playful languages:

• prolog is like playing c̄ shape sorters; you can put "-thing"s anywhere, and even all at the same time!
• haskell is like playing c̄ magnets; some"-thing"s just willn't goto gether!
• pythonic pseudocode is like playing c̄ large/loud/obnoxious/clumsy wooden letter blocks; why does pseudocode enforce so many cosmetic rules?
• assembly is like playing c̄ lego; especially stepping them!
• smalltalk is like playing c̄ barbie dolls…

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Lisp

I started learning Emacs so I can do FP while hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones). I think it's easier to sell ((lisp)) as an extra curvy superspecies of python() with its' large intestine gutted; it even "loops" too! "List Processor" is the binomial nomenclature.

• GNU Emacs -nw --no-splash
  1. wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki (26.1 @ May 28, 2018)
  2. C-h t M-: (help-wit C-i ) C-m ∵ Lisp is the only way to live!
  3. C-h iminf C-m M-: (info "info") C-m ∵ Lisp is the only way to live!
     • Info file info-stnd and texinfo does not exist.
     • 1.4: Terminal dimensions are known ∴ you can warn users about large nodes ∵ no"-thing" is impossible!
  4. agtoe
     • M-x tet C-m M-: (tet C-i ) C-m does not support bnpf!
• GNU Elisp

Prolog

12019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation; also translating/transforming/converting/.. from A to B, and getting B to A for free, is not only applicable to languages, but also file formats, units of measurement, orders of magnitude, systems, and "-thing"s.

• The "-thing"s logic programming makes possible, and trivial.
  • theorem proving /impossibility|falsified realities/
  • n-way functions /impossibility|reusability|producer(-consumer)?/
  • automated searching /permutation filters|filtered permutations|bruteforce optimisation/
  • difference lists /(macro )?preprocess(or|ing)|dsl/
• SWI Prolog
  1. wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki
  2. swipl(quickstart).
  3. lpn!, lpn!
  4. astop
  5. lpiym
  6. acitp
  7. pati

Haskell

It's too cute for its' own good; pronounced Has Kell?

• GHC Haskell

Perl

I used to think LTS was the cause of Perls' WORN reputation, but now I know the camelCode is the one true cause; even Jack Sparrow can read Perl!

• Perl 5

My Favourite Tools

• COM: IRC; using irssi, and telnet, but going for erc
• SOS: Google Search: Expert
• MMI: Console
• DOS: Linux
• SCM: Git (Mask)
• IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
• UML: DOT
• DOC: TeX
• GLU: Perl
• KBD: DIY (mirrored)

My Favourite Instructions

IℝL:

• Peel bananas in half a...
• Tie shoe laces in less than...
• Fold shirts in under...

IℕL:

• DNS Comic
• λCalculus.Game
• Data Structures & Algorithms
  • Sorting Algorithm Comparison
  • Algorithmic Visualisation
  • Big O notation
  • Test
• Machine Learning

My Favourite Program

1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
6. System@ic Saturday : System Programming
7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

1. bitter: Pending...
2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters

• Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
• Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
  • Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:

egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/

• Logic: In order of precedence...
  • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
    • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
  • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
  • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
  • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
    • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
  • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si