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<br>My selection criteria for projects is productivity (planning, intelligence amplification, augmented learning), then accessibility (fawlty senses, linguistic translation), then waves (brain waves, echolocation sound waves, continuous data), then particles (pixelated graphics, discrete data), then robotics (monkeyoid typists, seeing-eye dogoid computer visionaries, universal translator speech recognitisers, birdoid planes, beeoid drones, antoid cars, elephantoid buses, dolphinoid boats, whaleoid submarines, animaloid soldiers, humanoid soldiers), then security (world domination).
<br>My selection criteria for projects is productivity (planning, intelligence amplification, augmented learning), then accessibility (fawlty senses, linguistic translation), then waves (brain waves, echolocation sound waves, continuous data), then particles (pixelated graphics, discrete data), then robotics (monkeyoid typists, seeing-eye dogoid computer visionaries, universal translator speech recognisers, birdoid planes, beeoid drones, antoid cars, elephantoid buses, dolphinoid boats, whaleoid submarines, animaloid soldiers, humanoid soldiers), then security (world domination).
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Revision as of 20:12, 10 February 2019

My Favorite Languages
Language Proficiency
Lisp Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Prolog Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Haskell Jedi Initiate @ 2019
Perl Jedi Initiate @ 2019

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

  • Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
  • Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
  •                If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
  •                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
  • Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
  •                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
( commented treasures )

Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

My Favourite Language Families

My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
( commented treasures )

Lisp

I started learning Emacs so I can do FP while hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones).

Prolog

2019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation.

Haskell

  • GHC Haskell

Perl

  • Perl 5

My Favourite Tools

My Favourite Instructions

IℝL:

IℕL:

My Favourite Program

  1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
  2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
  3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
  4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
  5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
  6. System@ic Saturday : System Programming
  7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

  1. bitter: Pending...
  2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
  3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
  4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
  5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
  6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
  7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters

  • Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
  • Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?) 
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/
  • Logic: In order of precedence...
    • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
      • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
    • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
    • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
    • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
      • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
    • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si
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