User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated

My Favorite Languages
Language	Proficiency
Assembly	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
C++	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Prolog	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Datalog	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Haskell	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Perl	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
TeX	Jedi Initiate @ 2017
Vim	Jedi Initiate @ 2017

Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

Rules Of Promotional Experience

Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>

• Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
• Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
•                Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Knight  : Win first competition; #1.
•                If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
•                Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
• Jedi Master  : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
•                Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.

That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);} <(=_=)>
( commented treasures )

Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise

$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]

• Academic degree.
• Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
• 3 years of industry XP.

My Favourite Languages

• Educational Language
• Standard Pseudocode
• Bug Free Programming
• OSdata Hacking
• OSdata Admin

Assembly

So assembly is the assemblers' language, and assembler is the tool that assembles assembly; right? Or am I the assembler ∵ I write assembly? If the assembly instructions have been assembled, to say binary (for example); the fidi has been assembled, or is an assembled fidi ∴ the assembler must be the tool‽ So what am I; the instructor?
( commented treasure )

• Art of HLA
• http://bob.cs.sonoma.edu/ (There's one for x86/gLinux, and one for ARM/RPI)
• Linux ASM
• Wikiversity
• Wiki
• Free Books
• Free Courses
• Awesome Assembler

(M)MIX

• The Art of Computer Programming (Like A Boss!)

x86 (AMD64 APU)

• xASM
• "x86 Assembly" Wikibook
• "x86 Disassembly" Wikibook
• Opcodes
• Inline How-to
• Inline Guide
• Gassed with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!

UAL (CHIP & Raspberry Pies)

• A blog about raspberry pie recipes.
• Raspberry pie cooking lessons.
• Armed with raspberry pies.
• A cookbook of thoughtful raspberry pie recipes.
• Jedi Padawan: Bake your pie and eat it too! :D
• That's one small step for <a> man, one giant leap for mankind.
• Armed Torrential (&) Tour
• DaveSpace
• AALP
• ARM ASSEMBLER
• Beddable Arms
• Inline Cookbook
• Armed with gas!

I will be able to afford an Android, one day...

C++

• Magic Numbers
• cpp (X Graphs, X Macros)
• Duff's device
• Assembly
• Binary
• Opcodes
• Escodes
• POSIX / Portable C++ / ACSL
• Beddable C++
• (t)csh
• Cling
• STL (flow charts)
• Boost
• Only during competitions:
  • auto (responsibly)
  • stdc++.h / stdtr1c++.h / extc++.h
• C++ RULES!!!
• Awesome C/C++

Prolog

ROPE

• Jedi Initiate:
  • Free Prolog Books
  • Prolog External Links
  • Prolog Wikibook
• Jedi Padawan:
  • Deductive Database (Datalog, Dedalus, New Purely Logical Query Language)
    • Magic Sets and Other Strange Ways to Implement Logic Programs
    • Tabled Logic Programming
    • SLG Resolution for well-founded semantics
  • Deductive Automation
  • Expert System
  • Natural Language Processing
• Jedi Knight:
  • Codechef
  • SPOJ
  • Internet Problem Solving Contest
  • ICFP
  • Google Code Jam
  • Google Summer of Code
  • Facebook Hacker Cup
• Jedi Master:
  • Prolog Compiler/Interpreter/REPL
  • New Purely Logical Programming Language

Datalog

• Awesome Deduction

ROPE

• Jedi Initiate:
  • Datalog and Emerging Applications: An Interactive Tutorial
  • What You Always Wanted to Know About Datalog (And Never Dared to Ask)
  • Datalog Programs and Their Stable Models
  • Datalog
  • Datalog Semantics
  • Introduction to Deductive Databases and Datalog
  • Introduction to Datalog with DES
  • DES: A Deductive Database System
  • DES User's Manual
• Jedi Padawan:
  • Personal databases?
  • Application databases?
  • Life, the Universe, and Everything?
• Jedi Knight:
  • Time-based competition?
  • Deductive Detective as a job description?
• Jedi Master:
  • New Purely Logical Querying Language (DDL, DML, DCL)

Haskell

• /law/code
• .hs -> .js
• Awesome Haskell

Perl

• 3 Is A Magic Number
  • Interview
  • Natural Language Principles
  • Readability
  • Postmodern
• Periodic Table of the Operators (2009)
• Periodic Table of the Operators (2004)
• Adventing Perl
• The Perl Police
• Why‽‽‽
• Awesome Perl:
  • suicidal.pl
  • tab-complete.pl
  • ansi-colour.pl
  • ansi-Wildcard.pl
  • ansi-menu.pl
  • pixellated-console.pl (Buggy colourisation due to character cells)
  • polyglotistic-prototyping.pl
  • monolithic-flat-filesystem-database.pl (Metaprogramming)
  • gnu.pl

TeX

• ℝeal Programmers don't use word processors.
• Xa$h mode
• Typesetting your (recursive) five-letter name, stylised as \LaTeX, is the 1ˢᵗ thing TeXies do. 🖖
• Can be used as inline asm.
• DOT is visually logical.
  • Externally:
    • dot -Tsvg file.dot -o file.svg; inkscape -z -D --file=file.svg --export-pdf=file.pdf;
    • miniltx
    • graphicx
    • \includegraphics
  • dot2texi
  • dot2tex
  • graphviz
• Awesome LaTeX
• ...I'm still waiting for iTeX.

Vim

• Vim UX
• Vim Golf
• Vim HIV (STD I/O)
• Vim Bestof
• Vim Boots
• Vim God ...appears to be eMacs? I'd rather be a guru, than a saint; DOTADIW!
• Vim Machine
• Vim Tips Wiki
• Wikibook
• Books
• Awesome Vim

My Favourite Tools

• COM: IRC
• SOS: Google Search: Expert
• MMI: Console
• DOS: Linux
• SCM: Git
• IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
• UML: DOT
• DOC: TeX
• GLU: Perl
• KBD: DIY (mirrored)

My Favourite Instructions

IℝL:

• Peel bananas in half a...
• Tie shoe laces in less than...
• Fold shirts in under...

IℕL:

• DNS Comic
• λCalculus.Game
• Data Structures & Algorithms
  • Sorting Algorithm Comparison
  • Algorithmic Visualisation
  • Big O notation
  • Test
• Machine Learning

My Favourite Program

1. ViMonday           : Vim Programming
2. TeXnical Tuesday   : TeX Programming
3. Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
4. Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
5. Functional Friday  : Referentially Functional Programming
6. System@ic Saturday : System Programming
7. Sunday Scripture   : Scripting Programming

Taste-based mnemonics:

1. bitter: Pending...
2. salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
3. pure  : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
4. sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
5. spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
6. sour  : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
7. umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!

My Favourite Parameters

• Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
• Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
  • Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:

egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
   indented
   code
   block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
                                           code
                                           block
$/

• Logic: In order of precedence...
  • Mathematician: ¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
    • Preferably: ¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m? (if supported)
  • Vulcan: ¿Yoda is green?
  • Jedi: ¿green is Yoda?
  • NPN: is Yoda green? (Polish are the most literate!)
    • Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
  • RPN: ⸮neerg Adoy si