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Hello World,
Hello World,
<br>My name is [https://shyam.id.au/ Shyam]; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a [http://wiki.c2.com/?SixThinkingHats Hatter]!
<br>My name is hyam; which is a recursive funcronym ∵ I'm mad as aHatter!
<br>But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud ''(like noone else does)''.
<br>But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud ''(like noone else does)''.
<br>I am currently studying my [https://www.open.edu.au/courses/it/rmit-university-bachelor-of-information-technology--rmi-cpt-deg-2017 B.IT@RMIT] ∧ plan to study my [https://www.engineering.unsw.edu.au/computer-science-engineering/courses-programs/postgraduate-coursework/master-of-information-technology M.IT]@[https://www.handbook.unsw.edu.au/postgraduate/programs/2017/8543.html UNSW]; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal G<s>od</s>MO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.
<br>I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@ UNSW]; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal G<s>od</s>MO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

== Rules Of Promotional Experience ==
[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/85/b0/94/85b0942e488dc25e55fc9b5f56dc288f.jpg Donate your soul] to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <span style="; color:green">&lt;(=_=)&gt;</span>
* '''Jedi Initiate:''' Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
* '''Jedi Padawan :''' Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
* &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="; color:red">''Must have been a '''Jedi Initiate''' for a minimum of 1 year.''</span>
* '''Jedi Knight :''' Win first competition; [http://theswain.com/cartoons.htm #1].
* &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If no contest, then seek [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0 3 years] of professionalism.
* &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="; color:red">''Must have been a '''Jedi Padawan''' for a minimum of 1 year.''</span>
* '''Jedi Master :''' Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
* &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="; color:red">''Must have been a '''Jedi Knight''' for a minimum of 1 year.''</span>
That's [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0 3 years] of XP! :D
<br><code>for(;food;){will(code);}</code> <span style="; color:green">&lt;(=_=)&gt;</span>
<br>''( commented treasures''
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Jedi Initiate: May the Source be with you.
Jedi Padawan : Can use the Source effectively.
Jedi Knight : Can use the Source respectively.
Jedi Master : The Source is strong with this neo™.
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Knows the language well enough to implement it from "memory".
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== Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise ==
[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/17/de/d2/17ded239e865d3290510dcdd0926d0a4.jpg $ell your soul] on the black market; just be [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointy-haired_Boss Darth], and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! <span style="; color:black">C8<]</span>
* Academic degree.
* Sign NDAs [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c Like It's Hot].
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0 3 years] of industry XP.

== My Favourite [[Help:Similar_Sites|Language]] Families ==

=== Lisp ===
* GNU Emacs
** <code>C-h t</code>
* GNU Elisp
=== Prolog ===
* SWI Prolog
** [http://www.swi-prolog.org/pldoc/man?section=quickstart <code>swipl(quickstart).</code>]
** [http://learnprolognow.org/lpnpage.php?pagetype=html&pageid=lpn-htmlli5 lpn!]
** [http://www.doc.gold.ac.uk/~mas02gw/prolog_tutorial/prologpages/ astop]
** [https://learnxinyminutes.com/docs/prolog/ lpiym]
** [https://www.cis.upenn.edu/~matuszek/Concise%20Guides/Concise%20Prolog.html acitp]
** [http://web.archive.org/web/20170829191525/https://classes.soe.ucsc.edu/cmps112/Spring03/languages/prolog/PrologIntro.pdf pati]

=== Haskell ===
* GHC Haskell
=== Perl ===
* Perl 5

== My Favourite [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Programming_tool Tools] ==
* '''COM:''' [https://xkcd.com/1782/ IRC]
* '''SOS:''' [http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/12/21/google-search-master/ Google Search: Expert]
* '''MMI:''' [http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/12/22/terminal-forever/ Console]
* '''DOS:''' [http://linuxfromscratch.org/ Linux]
* '''SCM:''' [https://git-scm.com/doc Git] ([http://www.gitmask.com/ Mask])
* '''IDE:''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty Cat] ([https://xkcd.com/378/ IℝL]); [http://www.vim.org/docs.php Vim] ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitty_litter 1337])
* '''UML:''' [http://www.graphviz.org/Documentation.php DOT]
* '''DOC:''' [http://tex.stackexchange.com/a/7696 {{TeX}}]
* '''GLU:''' [https://perl6.org/resources/ Perl]
* '''KBD:''' [http://xahlee.info/kbd/dvorak_and_all_keyboard_layouts.html DIY] ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard#One-handed_versions mirrored])

== My Favourite [http://www.hanselman.com/blog/AmIReallyADeveloperOrJustAGoodGoogler.aspx Instructions] ==
IℝL:
* [https://youtu.be/rYXdsOEWBj0 Peel bananas in half a...]
* [https://youtu.be/si-iQpBBusM Tie shoe laces in less than...]
* [https://youtu.be/ZKCmHESpYgM Fold shirts in under...]
IℕL:
* [https://howdns.works/ DNS Comic]
* [http://worrydream.com/AlligatorEggs/ λCalculus.Game]
* [https://visualgo.net/ Data Structures & Algorithms]
** [https://www.toptal.com/developers/sorting-algorithms Sorting Algorithm Comparison]
** [https://bost.ocks.org/mike/algorithms/ Algorithmic Visualisation]
** [http://bigocheatsheet.com/ Big O notation]
** [http://algorithmiccomplexity.com/quizzes/ Test]
* [http://www.r2d3.us/visual-intro-to-machine-learning-part-1/ Machine Learning]

== My Favourite [http://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Prime_Program Program] ==
# '''ViMonday&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' Vim Programming
# '''{{TeX}}nical Tuesday&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' {{TeX}} Programming
# '''''Whatever'' Wednesday&nbsp;:''' ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4pyiB-kq0 Pending...]''
# '''Thoughtful Thursday:''' Inferentially Logical Programming
# '''Functional Friday&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' Referentially Functional Programming
# '''System@ic Saturday&nbsp;:''' System Programming
# '''Sunday Scripture&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' Scripting Programming
'''Taste-based mnemonics:'''
# '''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Starts_Now bitter:]''' ''Pending...''
# '''salty :''' salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
# '''pure&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
# '''sweet :''' honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
# '''spicy :''' chilli sauce in water; [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroplasticity melted], not stirred
# '''sour&nbsp;&nbsp;:''' lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
# '''umami :''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Plant_milk milk] in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!
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== My Favourite Parameters ==
* '''Coding Conventions:''' Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
* '''Indentation:''' Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
** [http://www.nickgravgaard.com/elastic-tabstops/ Elastic tabstops] do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^
indented
code
block
$/g
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented
code
block
$/
* '''Logic:''' In order of precedence...
** Mathematician: <code>¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?</code>
***Preferably: <code>¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m?</code> (if supported)
** Vulcan: <code>¿Yoda is green?</code>
** Jedi: <code>¿green is Yoda?</code>
** NPN: <code>is Yoda green?</code> (Polish are the most literate!)
*** <code>Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}</code>
** RPN: <code>⸮neerg Adoy si</code>

Latest revision as of 10:18, 14 July 2019

My Favorite Languages
Language Proficiency
Lisp Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Prolog Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Haskell Jedi Initiate @ 12019
Perl Jedi Initiate @ 12019

Hello World,
My name is hyam; which is a recursive funcronym ∵ I'm mad as aHatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@ UNSW]; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.

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