User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated
My Favorite Languages | |
Language | Proficiency |
Lisp | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Prolog | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Haskell | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Perl | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.
Rules Of Promotional Experience
Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>
- Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
- Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
- Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Knight : Win first competition; #1.
- If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
- Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Master : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
- Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.
That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);}
<(=_=)>
( commented treasures
)
Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise
$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]
- Academic degree.
- Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
- 3 years of industry XP.
My Favourite Language Families
My selection criteria is productivity.
Lisp
I am still trying to decide how C-
, and M-
, should be thumbed, or fingered (indexed, middled, ringed, pinkied/littled).
Prolog
2019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation.
Haskell
- GHC Haskell
Perl
- Perl 5
My Favourite Tools
- COM: IRC; using
irssi
, andtelnet
, but going forerc
- SOS: Google Search: Expert
- MMI: Console
- DOS: Linux
- SCM: Git (Mask)
- IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
- UML: DOT
- DOC: TeX
- GLU: Perl
- KBD: DIY (mirrored)
My Favourite Instructions
IℝL:
IℕL:
My Favourite Program
- ViMonday : Vim Programming
- TeXnical Tuesday : TeX Programming
- Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
- Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
- Functional Friday : Referentially Functional Programming
- System@ic Saturday : System Programming
- Sunday Scripture : Scripting Programming
Taste-based mnemonics:
- bitter: Pending...
- salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
- pure : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
- sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
- spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
- sour : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
- umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!
My Favourite Parameters
- Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
- Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
- Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^ indented code block $/g SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented code block $/
- Logic: In order of precedence...
- Mathematician:
¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
- Preferably:
¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m?
(if supported)
- Preferably:
- Vulcan:
¿Yoda is green?
- Jedi:
¿green is Yoda?
- NPN:
is Yoda green?
(Polish are the most literate!)Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
- RPN:
⸮neerg Adoy si
- Mathematician: