User:Shyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated
My Favorite Languages | |
Language | Proficiency |
Assembly | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
C++ | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Prolog | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Datalog | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Haskell | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Perl | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
TeX | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Vim | Jedi Initiate @ 2017 |
Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.
Rules Of Promotional Experience
Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>
- Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
- Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
- Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Knight : Win first competition; #1.
- If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
- Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Master : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
- Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.
That's 3 years of XP! :D
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( commented treasures
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Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise
$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]
- Academic degree.
- Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
- 3 years of industry XP.
My Favourite Languages
Assembly
So assembly is the assemblers' language, and assembler is the tool that assembles assembly; right? Or am I the assembler ∵ I write assembly? If the assembly instructions have been assembled, to say binary (for example); the fidi has been assembled, or is an assembled fidi ∴ the assembler must be the tool‽ So what am I; the instructor?
( commented treasure )
- Art of HLA
- http://bob.cs.sonoma.edu/ (There's one for x86/gLinux, and one for ARM/RPI)
- Linux ASM
- Wikiversity
- Wiki
- Free Books
- Free Courses
- Awesome Assembler
(M)MIX
x86 (AMD64 APU)
- xASM
- "x86 Assembly" Wikibook
- "x86 Disassembly" Wikibook
- Opcodes
- Inline How-to
- Inline Guide
- Gassed with Apu Nahasapeemapetilon!
UAL (CHIP & Raspberry Pies)
- A blog about raspberry pie recipes.
- Raspberry pie cooking lessons.
- Armed with raspberry pies.
- A cookbook of thoughtful raspberry pie recipes.
- Jedi Padawan: Bake your pie and eat it too! :D
- That's one small step for <a> man, one giant leap for mankind.
- Armed Torrential (&) Tour
- DaveSpace
- AALP
- ARM ASSEMBLER
- Beddable Arms
- Inline Cookbook
- Armed with gas!
I will be able to afford an Android, one day...
C++
- Magic Numbers
- cpp (X Graphs, X Macros)
- Duff's device
- Assembly
- Binary
- Opcodes
- Escodes
- POSIX / Portable C++ / ACSL
- Beddable C++
- (t)csh
- Cling
- STL (flow charts)
- Boost
- Only during competitions:
- C++ RULES!!!
- Awesome C/C++
Prolog
ROPE
- Jedi Initiate:
- Jedi Padawan:
- Deductive Database (Datalog, Dedalus, New Purely Logical Query Language)
- Deductive Automation
- Expert System
- Natural Language Processing
- Jedi Knight:
- Jedi Master:
- Prolog Compiler/Interpreter/REPL
- New Purely Logical Programming Language
Datalog
ROPE
- Jedi Initiate:
- Datalog and Emerging Applications: An Interactive Tutorial
- What You Always Wanted to Know About Datalog (And Never Dared to Ask)
- Datalog Programs and Their Stable Models
- Datalog
- Datalog Semantics
- Introduction to Deductive Databases and Datalog
- Introduction to Datalog with DES
- DES: A Deductive Database System
- DES User's Manual
- Jedi Padawan:
- Personal databases?
- Application databases?
- Life, the Universe, and Everything?
- Jedi Knight:
- Time-based competition?
- Deductive Detective as a job description?
- Jedi Master:
Haskell
My cake has been a lie!
Monads are purely dysfunctional excuses!
Closures are purely an excuse to support goto statements!
Currying is purely an excuse to support parametric multiplicity!
Higher-order functions are purely an excuse to support function pointers!
Perl
Perl 5 will be obsolete, when Perl 6 overcomes these 3 problems; stability (memory leaks, threading/async, autothreading.race, and stuff), modularity (Perl 5 libraries can be inlined/NativeCalled), and performance (optimisation).
- PCRE
- TP
- 3 Is A Magic Number
- Periodic Table of the Operators (2009)
- Periodic Table of the Operators (2004)
- Adventing Perl
- The Perl Police
- Why‽‽‽
- Awesome Perl:
- suicidal.pl
- tab-complete.pl
- ansi-colour.pl
- ansi-Wildcard.pl
- ansi-menu.pl
- pixellated-console.pl (Buggy colourisation due to character cells)
- polyglotistic-prototyping.pl
- monolithic-flat-filesystem-database.pl (Metaprogramming)
- gnu.pl
TeX
- ℝeal Programmers don't use word processors.
- Xa$h mode
- Typesetting your (recursive) five-letter name, stylised as \LaTeX, is the 1ˢᵗ thing TeXies do. 🖖
- Can be used as inline asm.
- DOT is visually logical.
- Externally:
dot -Tsvg file.dot -o file.svg; inkscape -z -D --file=file.svg --export-pdf=file.pdf;
- miniltx
- graphicx
- \includegraphics
- dot2texi
- dot2tex
- graphviz
- Externally:
- Awesome LaTeX
- ...I'm still waiting for iTeX.
Vim
- Vim UX
- Vim Golf
- Vim HIV (STD I/O)
- Vim Bestof
- Vim Boots
- Vim God ...appears to be eMacs? I'd rather be a guru, than a saint; DOTADIW!
- Vim Machine
- Vim Tips Wiki
- Wikibook
- Books
- Awesome Vim
My Favourite Tools
- COM: IRC
- SOS: Google Search: Expert
- MMI: Console
- DOS: Linux
- SCM: Git (Mask)
- IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
- UML: DOT
- DOC: TeX
- GLU: Perl
- KBD: DIY (mirrored)
My Favourite Instructions
IℝL:
IℕL:
My Favourite Program
- ViMonday : Vim Programming
- TeXnical Tuesday : TeX Programming
- Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
- Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
- Functional Friday : Referentially Functional Programming
- System@ic Saturday : System Programming
- Sunday Scripture : Scripting Programming
Taste-based mnemonics:
- bitter: Pending...
- salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
- pure : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
- sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
- spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
- sour : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
- umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!
My Favourite Parameters
- Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
- Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
- Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^ indented code block $/g SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented code block $/
- Logic: In order of precedence...
- Mathematician:
¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
- Preferably:
¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m?
(if supported)
- Preferably:
- Vulcan:
¿Yoda is green?
- Jedi:
¿green is Yoda?
- NPN:
is Yoda green?
(Polish are the most literate!)Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
- RPN:
⸮neerg Adoy si
- Mathematician: