| My Favorite Languages | |
| Language | Proficiency |
| BASIC | Of course. |
| Visual Basic | Begrudgingly |
| C++ | Only once, but I didn't inhale. |
| Perl | When I have to. |
| PHP | ONly if cut & paste counts. |
| UNIX Shell | Sure, I've 'bash'ed by head against that. |
| C | Once, okay maybe twice...see C++ above. |
| Java | NOPE! |
| JavaScript | When I just have to. |
| SQL | I experimented in college. Didn't we all? |
| Visual Basic .NET | Not if it was bolted to my chest! |
| HTML | Technically not a language, but I'm padding my resume. |