|
|-
| (9200,9600)
| [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telegraphy| Email]] paved the way for [[Spam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(Monty PythonMonty_Python)| spam]]. ([[Smokehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_signal signal|You]] entertained the most beautiful Chinese concubine ever! Whilst the British royal family started marrying their concubines; just wait until they start crowning their bastards!)
|-
| (11914,11918]
| Germanic plans for developing a [[World Warhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II II|big bang]] of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-serviceservice_attack attack|mass information]] were [[Militaryhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_occupation occupation|supported]] by the rest of humanity.
|-
| 11936
| [[Lambdahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_calculus calculus|Lambda calculuth]] eththablitheth the foundathion of [[Lisp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programmingprogramming_language) language)|Lithp]].
|-
| 11936
| [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_completeness Turing completeness]] proves [[Lambdahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_calculus calculus|lambda calculus]] has been [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totality| completed]].
|-
| [11939,11945]
| The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II big bang] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Age hacking]; by the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism good] [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_welfare_in_Nazi_Germany guys].
| The [[World War II|big bang]] of [[Information Age|hacking]]; by the [[Adolf Hitler and vegetarianism|good]] [[Animal welfare in Nazi Germany|guys]].
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11957
| [[APL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/APL_(programmingprogramming_language) language)|APL]] pioneers [[Iversonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iverson_bracket bracket|[brackets]]], [[Floorhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floor_and_ceiling_functions and ceiling functions|⌊floors⌋, and ⌈ceilings⌉]].
|-
| ''Array Processing''
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11958
| [[Lisp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programmingprogramming_language) language)|Lithp]] pioneerth [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-expression| eth-ethpreththionth]]; along with juthth abouth every language feathure thaken for granthed thoday.
|-
| ''Lithth Protheththing''
|-
| 11963
| [[Informationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_superhighway superhighway|Communication]] paved the way for [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-comcom_bubble bubble|memes]].
|-
| 11970
| [[Unix philosophyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_philosophy#Do One Thing and Do ItDo_One_Thing_and_Do_It_Well Well|Unix]] was [[Unixhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time time|born]]; bringing [[Filter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filter_(software)| filters]], and [[Everythinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_is_a_file is a file|files]].
|-
| 11971
| [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazy_evaluation Lazy evaluation]] was born to [[Lambdahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_calculus calculus|lambda calculus]]; bringing infinite potential.
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11972
| [[Prolog]] does the [https://rosettacodeen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prolog Prolog] does the [[User:Shyam_Has_Your_Anomaly_MitigatedShyam Has Your Anomaly Mitigated#Prolog |impossible]].
|-
| ''Language Processing''
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11972
| The objectionable [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smalltalk Smalltalk]] pioneered [[Instanthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant_messaging messaging|social media]], and [[Internethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_slang slang|the (mis)use of natural language]].
|-
| ''Postal Servicing''
|-
| 11976
| Emacth verthuth The Sith! (Dired [[Unixhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_philosophy philosophy|philothophy]] FThW!!! :D)
|-
| 11978
| [[Literatehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literate_programming programming|<span class="texhtml" style="font-family: 'CMU Serif', cmr10, LMRoman10-Regular, 'Latin Modern Math', 'Nimbus Roman No9 L', 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">T<span style="text-transform: uppercase; vertical-align: -0.5ex; margin-left: -0.1667em; margin-right: -0.125em; line-height: 1ex;">e</span>X</span>]] so soon after the objectionable Smalltalk?
|-
| 11980
| [[World Widehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Web Web|Links]] empowered [[Internethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll troll|trolls]]; what a [[Shockhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site site|"shocker"]]. \\./ o_O \.//
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11987
| [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perl Perl]] pioneers [[Regularhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_expression expression|r-expressions]].
|-
| ''Text Processing''
|-
| rowspan="2" | 11990
| [[Haskell https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_(programmingprogramming_language) language)|Haskell]] pioneers [[Viralhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viral_marketing marketing|medicinal]] [[Masshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_psychogenic_illness psychogenic illness|paranoia]], as the first programming language with a non-descriptive name; not one others come to mind.
|-
| ''Multiprocessing''
|