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My selection criteria for languages is productivity. |
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<br>My selection criteria for projects is productivity (planning, intelligence amplification, augmented learning), then accessibility (fawlty senses, linguistic translation), then waves (brain waves, echolocation sound waves, continuous data), then particles (pixelated graphics, discrete data), then robotics (seeing-eye dog computer vision, universal translator speech recognition, birdoid planes, beeoid drones, antoid cars, elephantoid buses, dolphinoid boats, whaleoid submarines, animaloid soldiers, humanoid soldiers), then security (world domination). |
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=== Lisp === |
=== Lisp === |
Revision as of 19:36, 10 February 2019
My Favorite Languages | |
Language | Proficiency |
Lisp | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Prolog | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Haskell | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Perl | Jedi Initiate @ 2019 |
Hello World,
My name is Shyam; which is a recursive acronym ∵ I'm mad as a Hatter!
But you can call me Cloudwalker ∵ I am a Cloudtrooper ∴ I can clouDance ∧ I whisper to the Cloud (like noone else does).
I am currently studying my B.IT@RMIT ∧ plan to study my M.IT@UNSW; specialising in Artificial Intelligence ∧ Data Science & Engineering ∨ Bioinformatics ∵ I get to use PCRE (and get away with it), and also potentially become an immortal GodMO thanks to sequencing, CRISPR/Cas9, and telomeres.
Rules Of Promotional Experience
Donate your soul to the open market; Rebellion join YOU wants the Yoda to today! <(=_=)>
- Jedi Initiate: Harvest knowledge crystals to build first software.
- Jedi Padawan : Build first useful software ∧ use/maintain it daily.
- Must have been a Jedi Initiate for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Knight : Win first competition; #1.
- If no contest, then seek 3 years of professionalism.
- Must have been a Jedi Padawan for a minimum of 1 year.
- Jedi Master : Build hacking Instructions/Tools (IT, as in M.IT).
- Must have been a Jedi Knight for a minimum of 1 year.
That's 3 years of XP! :D
for(;food;){will(code);}
<(=_=)>
( commented treasures
)
Legal And Dark Documentation Endorsed Raise
$ell your soul on the black market; just be Darth, and Maul the source, you empirical corporate Bane! C8<]
- Academic degree.
- Sign NDAs Like It's Hot.
- 3 years of industry XP.
My Favourite Language Families
My selection criteria for languages is productivity.
My selection criteria for projects is productivity (planning, intelligence amplification, augmented learning), then accessibility (fawlty senses, linguistic translation), then waves (brain waves, echolocation sound waves, continuous data), then particles (pixelated graphics, discrete data), then robotics (seeing-eye dog computer vision, universal translator speech recognition, birdoid planes, beeoid drones, antoid cars, elephantoid buses, dolphinoid boats, whaleoid submarines, animaloid soldiers, humanoid soldiers), then security (world domination).
Lisp
I started learning Emacs so I can do FP while
hacking any language (including the dysfunctional ones).
Prolog
2019 is the year of Prolog; my goals to satisfy are planning, chatbots, games, intelligence, and an implementation.
Haskell
- GHC Haskell
Perl
- Perl 5
My Favourite Tools
- COM: IRC; using
irssi
, andtelnet
, but going forerc
- SOS: Google Search: Expert
- MMI: Console
- DOS: Linux
- SCM: Git (Mask)
- IDE: Cat (IℝL); Vim (1337)
- UML: DOT
- DOC: TeX
- GLU: Perl
- KBD: DIY (mirrored)
My Favourite Instructions
IℝL:
IℕL:
My Favourite Program
- ViMonday : Vim Programming
- TeXnical Tuesday : TeX Programming
- Whatever Wednesday : Pending...
- Thoughtful Thursday: Inferentially Logical Programming
- Functional Friday : Referentially Functional Programming
- System@ic Saturday : System Programming
- Sunday Scripture : Scripting Programming
Taste-based mnemonics:
- bitter: Pending...
- salty : salt in water; sprinkled, not stirred
- pure : oxygen in distilled water; steamed, not stirred
- sweet : honey in water; squeezed, not stirred
- spicy : chilli sauce in water; melted, not stirred
- sour : lemon juice in water; poured, not stirred
- umami : milk in canned tomato; stirred, not shaken ∵ I'm lazy ∧ cans're ¬resealable!
My Favourite Parameters
- Coding Conventions: Are obsolete thanks to code formatters! (Even naming conventions can be automated; camel-case to snake-case, and vice versa, is as elementary as Holmesian deduction!)
- Indentation: Tabs for efficiency! (Unless you lack the intellectual capacity to configure your software?)
- Elastic tabstops do not patch the inefficient use of pixel-space:
egyptian_snakes_are_ergonomically_good /^ indented code block $/g SupercalifragilisticexpialidociouslyBad /^ indented code block $/
- Logic: In order of precedence...
- Mathematician:
¿(0.665m < Yoda) ∧ (Yoda < 0.667m)?
- Preferably:
¿0.665m < Yoda < 0.667m?
(if supported)
- Preferably:
- Vulcan:
¿Yoda is green?
- Jedi:
¿green is Yoda?
- NPN:
is Yoda green?
(Polish are the most literate!)Is Yoda, green? Then {...} = if(Yoda == green){...}
- RPN:
⸮neerg Adoy si
- Mathematician: